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alphabet of love - the rifftones lyrics

[intro, spoken]
well, now, here’s a little love song that’s goin’ out to a fine young woman named diana. and, you know, it was dreamed up and kickstarted by will, her lovin’ man, a while back. and you see, as i got to learn more about them, i realized that the best way to sing of their love…

[sung]
…was to alphabetize!

[verse 1]
(a) because it’s awesome to
(b) to be in love with you
just (c); you can see how crazy i am
for you, d
e is the sound of the squee i make
’cause i f*in’ really love you
i mean, g, [?], honey
what the h?
and i just wanna
(j) holler out “jumpin’ jiminy!”
(k) because it rounds out mst3
(l) is for her latkеs; they taste like
thеy came from heaven above

[chorus]
m’s because we’re midway through
my meshuggeneh song for you
as i spell you out my alphabet of love!
[spoken]
take it for a walk, maurice
mmm*hmm! ooh, that’s tasty!
oh, yeah! oh, that is sweeter than hamantashen!
hamantashen? am i saying that right?
d’you know these two live in phoenix? who the h*ll lives in phoenix? shouldn’t have taken that left turn at albuquerque, i guess
you know, i wouldn’t be surprised to read about this whole thing in the maryland cow nipple. yep, that’s the name of their newspaper. the maryland cow nipple. well, it takes all kinds to fall in love, right?

[verse 2]
(n) new york, where you got your start
(o) for the owner of a lonely heart
and p for the puma man or peter mayhew
q for the avenue you love best
and r’s for richard rodgers
s for star trek: tng
and u, i drew a blank
and the same for v
however, w is for my wonder woman
x for the spot that marks heart
and y’s for the y*o*u
i’m always dreamin’ of

[chorus]
z is for that statue of george washington
by horatio greenough
you know? the one in the
national museum of american history
that’s modeled after
phidias’s monument to zeus!
of course!
[spoken]
jesus, what’s the matter with you people, anyway?

[sung]
and that completes my alphabet of love
now it’s over
i spelled out for you my alphabet of love
and now i’m finished
and this completes my alphabet of love
i mean it this time
i’m still singing my alphabet of love
what the h*ll’s the matter?
now i just can’t stop this alphabet of love
i think i broke it
i’ve lost control of my alphabet of love
won’t someone help me?
won’t someone stop my alphabet of love?
hey, c’mon, backup singers! (no!)
aw, thanks a lot, you stupid clones of me!
i’m in deep trouble here
i better fade my alphabet of love
or i might die here
it’s like that train crash movie with denzel
what was the title?
i don’t recall; i’ll check imdb
in just a minute
wait, i have the app right here; it’s on my phone
it’s kinda nifty
ah, here it is! it’s called “unstoppable”!

- the rifftones lyrics

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