the real dick - the quick fix lyrics
intro.:
“i’m standing here with local assh0l*s, the quick fix**
you’ve p*ssed*off everybody, gentlemen.”
d*mn right!
“the walls are closing in: you’re in the corner… what are you going to do??”
…i’m gonna whip out my real d*ck
verse 1:
i ain’t in the mood m*th* f*ckas! (that’s right! that’s right!)
that’s all i know fo’sho… (whip out my real d*ck!)
i ain’t in the mood m*th* f*cka! (*screams* whip out my real d*ck!!)
(awww yeeeaaa!!!)
my real d*ck comes equipped
with a scope and a grip on top of it
fully decked*out; i’ma ball wit it
put a beam on the tip, i’ma f*ck ya tits. (i’ma f*ck ya tits!)
drop a dong*bomb on ya b*tch and dip
‘deez nutz bust caps like banana clips
i’m goin’ fully automatic on a real d*ck blitz!
i don’t fire blanks—congratulations!
9*months later, i got another kid
and one more b*tch with a courtesy*stitch
because love is war! and i’m a kind gentleman:
i’ll treat ya right, then pop ya brain with my real d*ck!
uhh! (you gonna get what you deserve.)
yea i’ll pop ya brain with my real d*ck! (you gonna get what you deserve**)
take ya out to fro*yo, give ya soft*serve
ya finna catch hands m*th* f*cka!
you gonna get what you deserve…
give my thoughts and prayers to the thots and playas!
chorus:
lean back! big d*ck swingin’!
pass me tha ball ‘cuz my real d*ck’s winnin’!
goin’ waaay back! back to the beginning:
god created my d*ck to keep the real world spinnin’!
ya gotta whip out, whip out, whip out, whip out yer real d*ck!
i said come on, come on, come on, you better cum quick!
(ahhwww yeaaaaaa!!)
verse 2:
ya talkin’ that sh*t on the quick fix?…(whaaaaaat!!!)
gonna put a blade through ya throat at’cha mama’s crib…
yeah, we put a bayonet on’a tip—
another notch on the stalk of my c*ck for a dead snitch
talkin’ that sh*t on the quick fix?
i’ma fix it real quick. (ay*yo) it’s well*known that you a b*tch!
talkin’ that sh*t on the quick fix?
i’ma fix it real quick. (ay*yo) it’s well*known that you a b*tch!
**gun fire; metal casings hit the floor** sh*t!
(ay*yo) it’s well*known that you a b*tch!
rat*a*tat*tat! ya ass is gonna get whacked!
(ahhwww yeaaaaaa!!)
hey! give my thoughts and prayers to the thots and playas!!!
chorus:
lean back! big d*ck swingin’!
pass me tha ball ‘cuz my real d*ck’s winnin’!
goin’ waaay back! back to the beginning:
god created my d*ck to keep the real world spinnin’!
ya gotta whip out, whip out, whip out, whip out yer real d*ck!
i said come on, come on, come on, you better cum quick! (uhhh!!)
ahhwww yeaaaaaa!! ahhwww yeaaaaaa!! ahhwww yeaaaaaa!!
post*chorus:
got treats in my pocket for the k*9 unit…
ya gotta whip out, whip out, whip out, whip out yer real d*ck!
saltpeter on my c*ck to keep me from doin’ it …
so come on, come on, come on, you better cum quick!
outro:
bringin’ it! bringin’ it! bringin’ it!
that real sh*t!!
bringin’ it! bringin’ it! bringin’ it!
my real d*ck!!
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