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tissues aren’t just for tears - the plastic noodles lyrics

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tissues are not just for tears
they are for snot too
you can use them for any issue
crying baby
smother it in tissues
can’t cook food
start a fire with tissues
house is on fire
smother it in tissues
made the fire bigger
dude call the fire department

well tissues don’t work with all the issues they work with most issues

cant do dishes
clean it with tissues
mom is angry
smother yourself in tissues
you wake up in a hospital
try again
ok well tissues suck
use paper towels
they are rough
this means they are also tough

some one is gonna k!ll you
fight back with tissues
wait no not tissues
paper towels
dude its too late
i’m dead
oh cr-p

- the plastic noodles lyrics

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