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this sucks - the plastic noodles lyrics

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this sucks

i wake up today
ready to play
my favorite game
i’m gonna gets lots of fame
i see there’s an update
so i wait a little bit
for it to load
it’s almost done i’m gonna go knit
i open the app
something is off
it looks like a trap
i violently cough
i pressed endless mode
and it was like 1 fps
this new update is such a mess

i try to change the frame rate
but it was as helpful as a one foot gate
i change the game sensitivity
it just gives me more negativity
i play another round
with the game music sound
i notice the settings i changed were the same
i now really hate this game
i try to change it again
if this doesn’t work i’m gonna stab someone with a pen

i get off of endless and go to the level mode
i’m on level 501 and that’s a load
of levels i’ve beaten
of levels i’ve eaten
i the frame rate is still so low
how do i change it? i don’t know!
i restart the game to see if it works
but it gave me no perks
the update said “bug fixes”
what kind of bug fix was this
i guess i’ll wait for another update
for this game that i now hate

- the plastic noodles lyrics

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