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smut - the other half lyrics

[verse 1]
there’s evil in your town
though you may not know it’s there
it never makes a sound
it just creeps up your underwear
you can find it in your restaurants
underneath the tablecloth
you can find it in your old haunts
in a can of chicken broth
sometimes it shows in daylight
for everyone to see
we gotta join the fight against s-m-u-t!

[chorus]
s-m-u-t (sm-t!)
it’s seepin’ in your mind
s-m-u-t (sm-t-sm-t!)
so easy to find
s-m-u-t (sm-tty sm-t!)
it’s wicked and it’s foul
s-m-u-t (sm-tt-tty sm-t!)
it’s enough to make you howl

[verse 2]
my daddy was a baker
his buns he liked to show
my mama was a cosmo girl
she sucked up daddy’s dough
my girlfriend is a call girl
she makes my carrot grow
she does it like a tractor
that’s why they call her ‘ho’
mcdonald’s have a hunk of meat
they call a quarter pound
well, honey, i got the same d-mn thing
why don’t you stick around

[interlude]
good morning, boys and girls. ah, i see you’re alone. well, turn your stereo up real loud, make yourself real small, and let your mind drift away to poetry corner
are you small enough to read between the lines?
well, here’s a poem we can really get into:

i like little p-ssy
i like little p-ssy
her coat is so warm
and if i don’t hurt her
she’ll do me no harm
so i’ll not pull her tail
nor drive her away
but p-ssy and i
very gently will play
she shall sit by my side
and i’ll give her some food
and she’ll love me, because
i’m gentle and good
i’ll pet little p-ssy, and then she will purr
and then show her things, for my kindness to her
i never will vex her, or make her displeased
p-ss doesn’t like to be worried or teased
i like little p-ssy… heheh
i like little p-ssy
i like little p-ssy
her coat is so warm
and if i don’t hurt her
she’ll do me no harm

[bridge]
b-lls
jugs
kn-bs
knockers
peter
d-ck
screw!
buns!
nuts to you!

- the other half lyrics

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