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sacha baron cohen & helena bonham carter - the nostalgia critic lyrics

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(rachel:) when all the angst is too much to take
comic relief can give you a break

(malcolm:) but who to pick to sh-ll out the laughs without appearing lame or half–ssed?

(rachel:) when you need two brits
seasoned and legit
both crazier than sh-t
there’s one pick for it

(malcolm:) sacha baron cohen and helena bonham carter
want a spare with crazy hair? well, here’s a starter

(rachel:) both a little nutty, and often very sl-tty
you want to see variety? well, too bad, buddy

(malcolm:) no need for a big audition
needn’t look all over town
they can really phone it in
when mr. burton’s not around

(rachel:) sacha baron cohen and helena bonham carter
if you make it easier, they won’t try harder

(malcolm:) grab a costume and throw ’em in a room
they get a tacky giggle and the plot resumes

(rachel/ malcolm:) there’s no point in trying to hate them
they’ll just come back with much more ardor

(rachel:) they become their own cliché

(malcolm:) at least it gets them stable pay

(rachel/ malcolm:) so give a hearty “what the hey?”
today, the players known as
sacha baron cohen and helena bonham carter!
sacha baron cohen and helena bonham carter!

- the nostalgia critic lyrics

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