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sexy train - the northern boys lyrics

[intro]
(omelette du fromage)

[verse 1: patrick karneigh junior]
hey baby, what’s your name?
i’m pat, that’s kev, that’s norman pain (wazzup?)
sweet love is the destination
now come take a ride on the s*xy train (woohoo)
get naked with me
let’s paint pictures of aeroplanes
this one here is a cargo jet
and i’m gonna call him “shadowbane”

[verse 2: norman pain]
hop, skip, jiggle me pr*ck
i said sometimes life is a massive b*tch
i’ve been evicted, now i live in a ditch
but f*ck it (f*ck it), all aboard, baby, shake your tits
i’m a strong, fancy gentleman
shoot my load from a tree like spider*man
put cokе in my tea then it’s time to dancе
watch me cut shapes with me tiny hands (woo)

[verse 3: patrick karneigh junior]
whoa, hey, friggin’ heck
bob my head like a pigeon peck
i wanna dance for eternity
so just fill my legs with the nanotech
robot pat can’t be defeated
he shoots lasers from his eyes
should have never given me the nanotech
’cause now i k!ll motherf*ckers with my nanotech thighs
[verse 4: norman pain]
i don’t mean to be a d*ckhead
i wanna put a smile on your pretty face (woo)
i’m a cuboid alien man
i don’t wanna be a part of the human race (no)
bums, thieves, a bunch of swines
living a lie, suckin’ d*ck all the time (b*tch)
if you really wanna we can do that too
but i’d much rather just hold hands with you

[chorus: patrick karneigh junior, norman pain & both]
come on, yeah (woohoo)
motherf*cker do you wanna make a*love to me?
come on, yeah (huh)
motherf*cker do you wanna get f*cked with me?
come on, yeah (get f*cked)
motherf*cker do you wanna make a*love to me? (a*make love)
come on, yeah (oh yeah)
motherf*cker do you wanna get f*cked with me?

[post chorus: patrick karneigh junior, norman pain & both]
all aboard (all aboard)
all aboard the s*x train (woo)
all aboard (alright)
all aboard the s*xy train
all aboard (all aboard now)
all aboard the s*x train (hold on)
all aboard (all aboard)
all aboard the s*xy train (yes)
[verse 5: patrick karneigh junior]
hey motherf*cker, let’s get f*cked (yeah)
this here train is made of man love (who?)
come and have a ride you s*xy b*st*rds
and don’t go home till you’re up the duff
f*ck yeah, i got a spring in me step
let’s measure things with a trigonometry set
’cause i’m high (yeah), i wanna kiss your face
i gotta make love slow ’cause my leg’s in a brace

[verse 6: norman pain]
i’ve got a man bag (yes) and it’s full of things
one of those things is your favorite thing (that’s right)
this one here is the greatest thing
and inside that thing is another thing
and wow look, there’s a german man
his name’s jurgen (wow), he’s a tiny man
what the f*ck is he doing in a frying pan
am i just high? or am i dying man? (ah)

[verse 7: patrick karneigh junior]
my mate kev has dementia
he says, “hi,” and forgets he met ya
his whole life’s an insane adventure
sometimes he sleeps in the shopping center (woo)
come on, i wanna party with you
let’s go downtown while the wife’s asleep (the b*tch)
she is an evil succubus
and she spits black venom from her sagging teat (f*ck you)
[verse 8: norman pain]
let’s go, let’s go, let’s go to the mall
let’s go, let’s go and i’ll bring both b*lls (ha)
one to the left and one to the right
meet in the middle, a t*st*cl* fight (oh yeah)
ticket to america, how do you do?
feeling like a love pirate, shiver me boots (woo)
i ain’t got time for the drama
hopping on the train, motherf*cker, choo choo

[chorus: patrick karneigh junior, norman pain & both]
come on, yeah (come on)
motherf*cker do you wanna make a*love to me? (woo)
come on, yeah (alright)
motherf*cker do you wanna get f*cked with me? (do you wanna get f*cked?)
come on, yeah (come on)
motherf*cker do you wanna make a*love to me?
come on, yeah (ah)
motherf*cker do you wanna get f*cked with me? (motherf*cker)

[post chorus: patrick karneigh junior, norman pain & both]
all aboard (ah)
all aboard the s*x train (woohoo)
all aboard
all aboard the s*xy train (alright)
all aboard (woo)
all aboard the s*x train (come on)(come on)
all aboard (come on)
all aboard the s*xy train (let’s go)

- the northern boys lyrics

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