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joe re mi - the newfangled four lyrics

[intro, *joey*]
we love joe, he’s such a cutie, this i’m sure you know
but he knows not his solfège so (*solfège? i don’t speak italian*)
we’d like to take this session
to teach this hunk a lesson
and maybe then, just maybe then he’ll know
then he’ll know! (he’ll know, he’ll know)
oh, joey! (whoah, whoah!)
i’ve got the vapours (get up!)

[pre*verse 1, jake]
we’re gonna have to take things a little bit
slow, slow, slow

[verse 1, *joey*]
let’s start at the very beginning (aa*aah)
a very good place to start
when you read you begin with (*a b c*)
when you sing you begin with do re mi
*joe*re*mi!* (whoah, whoah!)
do*re*mi!
the first three notes just happen to be do*re*mi
joe*re*mi!

[spoken, marcus]
eh, jackson, a demonstration [?]
[spoken, jackson, *joey*]
yeah, joey
(sung) do re mi fa so la ti
you’re not getting any of this, are you?
*not a l!ck*
yeah, i figured, um
y’know, when the three of us went to music school
we learned a song to help us learn solfège, maybe we can sing it with you (*please*)
let’s try it

[verse 2, *jake*]
do, a deer, a female deer
re, a drop of golden sun
mi, a name i call myself
fa, a long, long way to run (*and*)
so, a needle pulling thread, and then
la, a note to follow so, (*and*)
ti, a drink with jam and bread
and that brings us back to do, (do do do)

[spoken, joey]
this soft*edge stuff is easy, it’s just seven notes
any kinda ding*dong can sing seven notes, watch

[verse 3, (all except joey)]
joe, a name i call myself
fa, a note that follows joe
re*te me on a scale from one to ten
mi, am i good or no? (*no!*)
so, who even really cares (*we care!*)
ti*ch me what i need to know (*there’s*)
la*ts to learn then i suppose
and that brings us back to mi, joe
joseph daniel buss
[spoken, joey]
and my social security number is 582*93… (whoah, whoah, whoah!)

[spoken, marcus, *jake*]
sing something, sing something, sing something!
*you can’t tell people that!*
do a walk*up![?] (*what!?*)
do a walk*up![?]
*a walk*up?[?]*
*oh, (sung) bum*bum*bum*bum*bum*

[spoken, jackson]
okay, hah, whooh, that was close joey
let’s try something different maybe, *cough*

[verse 4]
well, a guy named joe whom we love most is trying to learn music
and he’s not that great but that’s okay, it’s not his fault he’s stupid
but have no fear, we have all year, we’ll turn him around and you’ll be so proud
he’s the guy we’re glad we found so we’ll teach him solfège
it’s solfège, it’s solfège, it’s solfège, it’s not that hard to get
it’s solfège, it’s solfège, it’s solfège, and joe can’t learn it yet

[verse 5, *joey*]
just listen once and pay attention
listen up twice and really listen
we’ll review until you’re able
the music notes and there’s the labels
do re mi fa so la si do
si la so fe mi re do (*fa mi, fa mi, fa mi, fa mi*)
*re mi, re mi, re mi, re mi, re*re*re*re*re*re*re*re*re*re*re*re*re*re*re*re*re*re*re*re** (no, no, no, no, no, no!)
[spoken, jake, *joey*]
gimme the drumsticks!
*do…*

[verse 6, *jackson*]
we apologize, this isn’t working
look what you’ve done, now joey’s twerking
we swear we’ve got this handled
please stop or you’ll get us cancelled
do re mi fa so la si do, si do
(spoken) *c’mon, just do it*

[tenor solo]
do di ri fi si li do
do te le se me ra do

[spoken, joey, *jackson*]
did i do it?
*you didn’t not do it.*
*joey, joey, joey,*

[verse 7, *joey*, (all except joey)]
have you learned **the notes** to sing?
*joe mi*
(you’ve not learned a single thing)
*mi joe*

[spoken, marcus, *jackson*]
wait, wait, wait, there’s something there
*you heard that, right?* (yeah, yeah, yeah)
joey, do what you just did, sing the first note, and hold it

[sung, joey, *jake*, (all except joey)]
mi
do re mi fa so la ti
(spoken) oh, i feel so much better… (joey!)
joe! (hahahahaha!)
(spoken) (he did it!)
*a*bum, bum*

[verse 9, joey, (all except joey), *all*)
now, now it’s time, it’s time for us, (it’s time for)
it’s time for to go, it’s time for us to go (us to go)
remember, just remember, just remember that mi (remember that mi)
leads, it always leads, yes, it leads to joe! (leads to joe!)
*it leads to joe, and now you know*
*that me, it leads to joe!*
(jake) it leads to joe!

- the newfangled four lyrics

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