jungle of misfortune - the lost episode lyrics
i’ve travelled many deadly dunes
in the span of my career
but never once have i been scared
i’ve never shrieked in fear
i got a letter from the queen
the ghost of billy mays
and now i must go on a trip
for 40 night and 40 days
to the jungle of misfortune
to find the jewel of life
if i want to set free
catherine zeta jones
“seriously? catherine zeta jones? i’m risking my life for catherine zeta jones?
sounds good.”
i arrived at the island at 10am
ready to explore
but pretty soon i find a group
of angry twilight fans
i don’t know why they’re here
probably doesn’t matter
i fought my way out of there
cuz i’m the godd-mn master
at last i reach the throne room
of some sorta evil king
i think it was the monkey king
i have no idea
there seems to be a glowing stone
in the arms of a skeleton man
and on it is another map
to the final challenge–
“no, i’m sorry! i just had to fight twilight fans! what does this map say?
‘climb up mount everest’– okay, now you’re taking the p-ss!”
i’m all tuckered out
i’ve been savaged by stephanie meyer
there’s one last challenge
but now i’m bleeding out…
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