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let's bash - the lonely island lyrics

[intro: akiva schaffer]
well, “the bash” started with myself and josé canseco
uh, we were matching forearms one day in the clubhouse
and, uh, we decided instead of giving a high five we would bash our forearms together

[chorus: andy samberg, akiva schaffer]
let’s bash (let’s bash)
let’s bash (let’s bash)
let’s bash (let’s bash)
let’s bash on they -ss
let’s bash (let’s bash)
let’s bash (let’s bash)
let’s bash (let’s bash)
let’s bash on they -ss

[verse 1: andy samberg & akiva schaffer]
uh, just hit a three run ho-ho
but if you wanna high five that’s a no-no
i’m heading home, all my homies at home plate
are waiting on me, so you know i gotta do something great
and that’s when the arms go up
like we about to drink from a cup
’cause we a bunch of buff dudes just flexin’
acknowledging our feats via human connection

[chorus: andy samberg, akiva schaffer]
let’s bash (let’s bash)
let’s monster bash
hit a tater out the stadi-er for monster cash
hit a dinger through the f-ckin’ vip suite gl-ss
break your f-ckin’ arm in half and then sign the cast

[interlude: andy samberg, jorma taccone]
get well soon
love, josé
sorry about your arm, walt weiss
it happens

[verse 2: andy samberg, akiva schaffer]
when we in kansas city we walk out in the parking lot
then yell, “f-ck the royals”
start swinging and popping off
we beat up their fans ’til the cops say to knock it off
down half a creatine shake and to top it off
the next day on the bus, got hit with the roid rage
but i played it off
said i was irritated ’cause of my booty hole rash
no pain, no gain motherf-cker

[chorus: andy samberg, akiva schaffer]
let’s bash (let’s bash)
let’s bash (let’s bash)
let’s bash (let’s bash)
let’s bash on they -ss

[refrain]
i left my steroids in el sobrante
left my steroids in el sobrante
left my steroids in el sobrante
i got to get ’em
i got-got to get ’em

[verse 3: andy samberg, akiva schaffer]
i might be an athletic but i’m built like a giant
and i’m wearing white socks like an angel that’s flyin’
met a blue jay that’s f-cking an oriole
you’re royally screwed like a marlin
exposed to the oil that a pirate or a mariner
spilled out his tanker
that’s a cardinal sin, padre
yeah? tell it to the ranger
you feel brave little cub-cub?
try to sock me
but when i’m seeing red sh-t is gonna get rocky
i dodge your fist, beat your blood-red red socks soggy
astrophysicist make you see stars promptly
i’m more hopped up then a brewer that’s hyper
sit indian-style when i’m yankee on my tiger
i’m staring at a philly with some major league twins
if you didn’t know by now, i’m naming baseball teams

[chorus: andy samberg, akiva schaffer, both]
let’s bash (let’s bash)
let’s monster bash
round tripper make the pitcher feel like donkey -ss
hit a ding dong doodle with my bing bong bat
we smack a blast then we smash a bash

- the lonely island lyrics

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