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daddy - the lonely island lyrics

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[akiva]
“papa did you see me hit a home run last night
i lit the stadium on fire
i was oakland’s pride”

“daddy, did you see me?
look what i can do, yeah”

“daddy, do you hear me crying?
crying
daddy, can you see i’m dying?
dying
oh, dad
tell ‘em josé”

[andy]
“ever since little league
middle school, middle league
always played technically
perfect like a symphony, little me
got much bigger, faster, stronger, dad
hit it so long
but you always want it longer dad”

“but therapy’s for losers”

-whispered- “little boy”

“therapy’s for losers”

[akiva]
“buy all my steroids in bulk”

[andy]
“costco”

[akiva]
“wanna get big as the hulk”

[andy]
“hogan”

[akiva]
“stronger than wolverine teeth”

[andy]
“logan”

[akiva]
“answer to, ‘where’s the beef’”

[andy]
“slogan”

[andy]
“first, i put on my jock
then both of my socks
parachute hammer pants and my reeboks
hot tub inside a limousine at chuck e cheese
dad, look at me”

[reporter, spoken]
“josé, heard you went on a pretty hot date the other night. care to tell us about it?”

[andy, spoken]
“hey, come on. you guys know i don’t kiss and tell.”

[andy, singing]
“oh, i went on a date with madonna
she said that she wanted cuban babies
she seemed like a smart business lady
but i didn’t find her physically attractive”

[akiva]
“i went on a date with my mama
took her out for all-you-can-eat shrimp
she said she was proud of her baby
that’s me
so, i guess we both had a wild week”

[andy]
“therapy’s for losers
dad said
therapy’s for losers
keep your mouth shut”

[akiva]
“no snitchin’”

[andy]
“about the steroids”

[akiva]
“no snitchin’”

[andy]
“about the steroids”

[akiva]
“about the steroids”

[both]
“about the steroids
about the steroids”

[akiva]
“don’t f-ck up a good thing while you got it”

- the lonely island lyrics

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