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christmas in lancashire - the lancashire hotpots lyrics

[intro]
well it’s christmas in lancashire
and snow is on’t ground
but i’m not feelin’ festive
‘cos me wireless networks gone down
i can’t even listen to cliff richard or slade
‘cos battery in th’ipod has seen better days

[chorus]
it’s christmas again
digibox is up spout
i had 50 channels
but now i’ve got nowt
no itv 4 or price-drop.tv
it’s reruns of sinbad and queen’s speech for thee

[verse 1]
i can’t even bittorrent morecambe & wise
‘cos me 8 meg broadband’s bust, i’m cut down to size
no credit on’t mobile so i can’t send a text
this technology at christmas oh it does get me vexed
i got some mince pies and left santa a drink
but i couldn’t make eggnog ‘cos blenders on’t blink
i got my friends round for christmas but then asked them to leave
‘cos i’m reformatting th’hard drive
on christmas eve

[chorus]
it’s christmas again
digibox is up spout
i had 50 channels
but now i’ve got nowt
no itv 4 or price-drop.tv
it’s reruns of sinbad and queen’s speech for thee

[verse 2]
well i jumped in me car
got to visit the folk
got sat nav for christmas
‘cos me sense of direction’s a joke
i entered th’addresses
the screen i did touch
but i got bloomin’ lost
‘cos the woman spoke dutch!

[chorus]
it’s christmas again
digibox is up spout
i had 50 channels
but now i’ve got nowt
no itv 4 or price-drop.tv
it’s reruns of sinbad and queen’s speech for thee

all the best for the merry christmas and a happy new year
from lancashire hotpots
oh its come back on look

- the lancashire hotpots lyrics

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