black friday - the lancashire hotpots lyrics
(it’s gonna proper kick off! woo*hoo*hoo!)
[verse 1]
now we’re all at the store at midnight
so many this might get pulled
there’s a crowd turned up and they all want bargains
someone’s gonna get wooled
punch a vicar in the gob and a granny in the spleen
all for a cheap 42 inch flat screen
on black friday
black friday
[verse 2]
there’s a riot goin down in th’ asdas
some of them have driven for miles
they’re gonna fight to the death for a cheap hand mixer
survival of the fittest in the aisles
there’s so much noise i’ve just gone deaf
getting punched for a half price kenwood chef
on black friday
black friday
[bridge]
the security guards are ‘elpless
there’s people unconscious in the middle
there’s a mass brawl next to th’ blu*ray players
it’s like mad max, but set in lidl
[guitar solo]
(ha*how!)
[verse 3]
the manager’s called the riot police
and they’ve turned up with alsatians
to stop the housewives committing gbh to get their hands on cheap playstations
the prices are the lowest, they’ve all been checked
the supermarket trolleys are all getting wrecked
you might get a bargain and you might get decked
black friday
black friday
(yeah)
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