a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 #

thrift shop - the key of awesome lyrics

[intro]
“hey marklemore, can we go pet shopping?”
woof, woof, woof, woof
woof, woof, woof, woof
meow, meow, meow, meow
meowmeowmeow, meow
meow, meow, meow, meow
meowmeowmeow, meow

[chorus]
i’m gonna pet some cats
and i got snausages in my pocket
lookin’ for llama
or maybe an iguana
this is a nice possum

[verse 1]
now
walk into the store, i’m like, “what up, i need a peac-ck!”
say “yo adrian” to the cashier at the pet shop
up in the front there’s a newborn husky
the people like, “d-mn, that’s a cute -ss puppy”
the managers annoyed with me, accuses me of loitering
“sir, you have to buy something”, i just won the lottery
now i will fulfill my dream of a snake shopping spree
but can i get a guarantee that they won’t strangle me?
(hissssss) sh-t, i’ll just keep them in the bathroom
i’ll take a basket of ten cats and a casket for dead rats
and a case of wee wee pads
cus i hate pickin’ up scat
a cesar millan backpack
for my rhodesian ridgeback
where can i buy some diet mice?
so my snakes don’t get too fat
i’ma take your b-sset hound, i’ma take your chow chows
for real, i’ll emanc-p-te these furry b-tches now
i’ll take some nasty–ss salmon treats for my ten kittens
and since it’s winter lemmie get 40 small mittens
they had a neutered beagle, i bought a neutered beagle
he’s got an empty sack but he keeps on humpin’ people
my room was a pigsty, now it’s a zoo
i can’t walk through without steppin’ on some sh-tzu
i just bought blind dog, he might be deaf too
the puppyheads will be like, “aww, is he a rescue?”

[interlude]
yeah
well he’s h-lla cute
h-lla so are you, do you live around here?
pet store, pettin’ cats
get outta here, kid

[chorus]
i’m gonna h–rd some cats
got about 25 in my apartment
just like an awful
depressing commercial
with sarah mclaughlin

[bridge]
this dog is old as sh-t
he’s got a plastic hip
i taught him three new tricks
stay right there, play dead, and sit
i’m dr. doolittle
my place is full of bull
this shark is really cool
can i store him in your pool?

[chorus]
i better sell some pets
they don’t pay rent for this apartment
they just sit around
lookin’ for a hand out
for this i blame obama

[outro]
“is that your grandma’s coat?”
ok, whose kid is this?

- the key of awesome lyrics

Random Song Lyrics :

Popular