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black eyed peas parody - the key of awesome lyrics

[intro]
we’re serving up fresh beats
for breakfast, lunch and dinner
eat some of our beats
they’ll keep you warm all winter
we’re eating up them beats and going nom*nom*nom
i’m putting them in my tummy because they’re yum, yum, yum

[everyone sings a different hook]

[verse 1: mark douglas as will.i.am]
alright, stop!
this is getting out of hand
there’s too many people in this band
it’s time for some band interviews
i have to fire some of you

[verse 2: mark douglas as taboo & mark douglas as will.i.am]
my name’s taboo, i’m the weird mexican
i don’t recall ever letting you in
walk me through your average day and list the instruments that you play
i play no instruments per se but i drop the beat and then say “hey”
when you say you drop the beat, do you mean you drop it literally?
uh, nah, that’s the djs job, i drop it figuratively
i also pace around the stage and strike a menacing pose
on sat*rdays i do the shopping and wash the band’s clothes
[verse 3: apl.de.ap and mark douglas as will.i.am]
ok, apl.de.ap, what the h*ll do you do?
well, i’m the other black guy, you know, the one that who’s not you
i bring the heat and i drop the beat
when you say something, i just repeat
like: (what?), what?
(huh?), huh?
(stop it!), stop it!
(ahh!), ahh!
then i make noises like “ping, pow, zap”, haha
apl.de.ap? more like apl.de.cr*p

[bridge: anastasia douglas as fergie & mark douglas as will.i.am]
fergilicious in the building, say what
fergilici*
sit your ass down and shut up
now, apart from your looks, what do you bring to the table?
when it comes to writing hooks, you’ll find that i am quite able

[chorus: anastasia douglas as fergie]
don’t stop believin’ (don’t stop, don’t stop)
’cause they’re dancing on the ceiling

[verse 4: anastasia douglas as fergie & mark douglas as will.i.am]
have you had plastic surgery?
no, my lips got stung by bumblebees
did you just have an accident?
no, that’s just some yellow sweat
[verse 5: mark douglas as will.i.am]
alright, band meeting
ok, fergie, you’re fired ’cause you ripped off journey
apl*de*app, it’s time to press apple+z
taboo, you can stay but you can’t sing anymore
i need someone to mop fergie’s pee off the floor (yes!)

[verse 2: mark douglas as taboo & mark douglas as will.i.am]
don’t stop believin’ (don’t sing, just mop)
’cause they’re dancing on the ceiling (what?) (nothing)

- the key of awesome lyrics

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