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schlancey mcgreugh - the jolly rogers lyrics

[verse 1]
now you’ll find him at the pub nearly every single night
and when you least expect it, he’ll break into a fight
by day a perfect gentleman that we all know as clancy
but tipping back his flask how he got the nickname “schlancey!”

[chorus]
his eyes would glow a bl**dy red, steam shooting out his ears
and anyone caught in his path will be laid out for years!
with a dook*dook*dook, everybody shouts!
dook*dook*dook the lights go out!
you wouldn’t believe the things he’d do
talkin’ about old schlancey mcgreugh
[verse 2]
when i was out one tuesday he was sitting at thе bar
everyone was singin’ along to whiskey in thе jar
delancey he got handsy with clancy’s sister nancy
a little dook*dook from his flask and then he shouted “schlancey!”

[chorus]
delancey flew across the bar but that’s not all he got
when he landed we all saw his arms tied in a double knot!
with a dook*dook*dook more broken bones!
dook*dook*dook, more moans and groans!
you wouldn’t believe the things he’d do
talkin’ about schlancey mcgreugh!

[verse 3]
and then there was the evening of the annual fiddler’s ball
clancy watched the revel from the dancing hall back wall
joe yelled, “hey there, clancy! why you no dancy*prancy?”
there was a little bit more dook*dook and a customary “schlancey!”

[chorus]
joe hit the floor face*first and we heard the floorboards crack
and schlancey stomped an angry jig up and down joe’s back!
with a dook*dook*dook the band played on!
dook*dook*dook with the same old song
you wouldn’t believe the things he’d do
talkin’ about schlancey mcgreugh!
[verse 4]
at jack and sheila’s wedding, clancy wore his sunday best
with spiffy high*breeched trousers and a well*cut leather vest
clancy took it wrong when jack said, “hey there, fancy*pantsy!”
then dook*dook*dook*dook*dook*dook*dook*dook*
dook*dook*dook*dook, “schlancey!”

[chorus]
we felt sorry for the bride when the carnage first began
and not a soul will dare to speak of those events again!
with a dook*dook*dook no wedding bells
dook*dook*dook what the h*ll?
you wouldn’t believe the things he’d do
talkin’ about schlancey mcgreugh!

[verse 5]
n0body had seen him since that fateful wedding night
to tell the truth, we were relieved, he gave us quite the fright
last night the pub was quiet but then we all got antsy
no one knows why it happened but through the wall bursts “schlancey!”

[chorus]
“everybody out!” the barkeep cried as we crowded through the door
and schlancey punched through every wall, our pub here stands no more!
with a dook*dook*dook everybody frowned
dook*dook*dook the walls came down
you wouldn’t believe the things he’d do
talkin’ about schlancey mcgreugh!
[verse 6]
so if there is a moral to our cautionary tale
take from us this advice and you will surely never fail
tone down the rage and anger, don’t let it get too chancy
’cause no one ever want to see you blow your top like schlancey!

[chorus]
with a little rum and water, anyone can remember
to forget the troubles of the day and quiet that hot temper!
with a dook*dook*dook have a grog and smile!
dook*dook*dook you’ll be fine in a while
you wouldn’t believe what you can do
if you don’t wind up like schlancey mcgreugh!
you wouldn’t believe what you can do
if you don’t wind up like schlancey mcgreugh! (…yeah!)

- the jolly rogers lyrics

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