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you're my best friend in the whole wide world - the hextalls lyrics

i know that it’s weird how i always make these passive aggressive jokes about hanging out with your mom
i hope that you don’t think that i’m serious i’m just joking around i don’t want to hang with your mom
unless you got bone cancer and the only way to save you was to bang her then maybe i would

don’t get mad i know that it’s hard to understand science is odd
trivia fact: einstein discovered chemo by breaking his friend’s heart

you’re my best friend in the whole wide world
i’m having trouble with my words
you should know me well enough by now to know that even i don’t understand thе things that say
and i know that it’s hard to have this talk with your family here but lеt’s all just try to enjoy the dinner
and i’d like at this time to make a toast to a friend of mine, he’s the best f*cking guy ever
he forgave me when i farted on his head to wake him up every day when we were on tour

to the only lady here busting out a christmas sweater
i think it’s kind of weird in the middle of the summer
it’s a hot dry day she’s a cold glass water
your dad’s f*cking hot, your mom’s f*cking hotter
i think i’m in love with your mom

raise your f*cking glass in the air, a toast to your mom
her name’s the word that i’ll say when i’m going to cum
raise the f*cking milk in the air, a toast to your mom
i know that it’s weird how i always made those passive aggressive jokes
and now i’m banging your mom

- the hextalls lyrics

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