wannabe a slayer - the great luke ski lyrics
(*opening buffy theme sound bite*)
way down in sunnydale, shiny happy sunnydale
yeah down in sunnydale, spooky scary sunnydale
right at the mouth of h*ll, things are really not that swell
cause there’s creatures that impale, so if you want to prevail
you gotta (*punch*), you gotta (*punch*), you gotta (*punch*), you gotta (*punch*)
you gotta really really really wanna k!ll a vampire!
if you want a future, learn from the past
buffy is the chosen one, of the slayer cast
she faces evil, like spike and dru
but she is the slayer, she knows what to do
so tell me what to hurt, what to really really hurt
i’ll tell you what to hurt, what to really really hurt
you gotta (*kick*), you gotta (*kick*), you gotta (*kick*), you gotta (*kick*)
you gotta really really really wanna be a slayer
if you wanna be a slayer, you gotta protect your friends. (gotta protect your friends!)
that’s why willow and xander, haven’t met their ends
if you wanna be a slayer, you have got to train
slayin’ ain’t too easy, you cannot be too vein
now what you think about that? now you know how she feels
angel is her one true love. their love’s for real. (their love’s for real.)
she’d be real tasty, on angel’s fangs
that’s why when they hug, he gets those hunger pangs. (*grr!*)
so tell me who to love, who to really really love
i’ll tell you who to love, who to really really love
you gotta (*kiss*), you gotta (*kiss*), you gotta (*kiss*), you gotta (*kiss*)
you gotta really really really wanna be just like buff
if you wanna be a slayer, you gotta get it on the first take. (gotta get it on the first take.)
gotta ask those tripped out vamp boys, ‘how’d you like your stake?’
if you wanna be a slayer, you need a watcher like giles. (watcher like giles.)
his idea of a good time, is sorting through his files
spike: now, here’s the story on the gang scooby
there’s tara and cordy, and also dawn and wesley
you got oz in the place, with fuzz all on his face
you got willow, yes, she’s the techno*witch and
xander, he’s in love with anya. she’s a demon lady
(*smoke, exhale*) and i’m spike, you’ll see me
looking pretty tough, light up and take a puff
turn my head and scoff, then tell you to “sod off!”
if you wanna be a slayer, you gotta switch networks fast. (gotta switch networks fast.)
gotta tell those tv suits that, quality costs cash
if you wanna be a slayer, you gotta be home by dawn. (gotta be home by dawn.)
don’t hog all the glory, have faith, and you’ll live on
if you wanna be a slayer, you gotta (*punch*)
you gotta (*kick*), you gotta (*kiss*), you gotta (*grr!*), you gotta*
must have stylish hair. (*argh! argh! argh! argh!*)
slam a demon down, and stake him to the ground
slam a demon down, and stake him to the ground
(*sound bite of staking vamp*)
slam a demon down, and stake him to the ground
slam a demon down, and you’ll save the town
spike: c’mon love, you wanna go out for a bite, with ol’ big bad? hey! all right! put mr. pointy away! (*smoke, exhale*) ah, b*gg*r this!
if you wanna be a slayer!
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