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house party at arkham asylum - the great luke ski lyrics

(8 measure opening)

joker: (slow increasing laugh, with echo)

verse 1:
house party at arkham asylum
i’m the joker, the man, your host
shake my hand my fine cousin
you’ll feel the joy buzzin’
it’ll fry you up like french toast. (*buzz/shock sfx*) (yaah!)

house party at arkham asylum
harley quinn is your hostess today
take their coat and their hat and
give them a straight jacket!
harley: “sure thing, mista j.!”
so join us at the*

chorus 1:
house party at arkham asylum!
where there ain’t no ifs, ands, or buts
’cause we’re disoriented
as well as dementеd
yeah, we’ve all gonе a little bit nuts! (koo*koo! koo*koo!)

house party at arkham asylum!
just forget all your toil and strife
’cause we run this asylum
so we’ll be buck*wylin’
for the next 20 years to life!
verse 2:
house party at arkham asylum
on the dance floor the penguin is kickin’
he did the surfin bird
spun around, and said ‘word!’
and then segued to the funky chicken
(penguin: waa waa waa!)
house party at arkham asylum
just watch catwoman dance to the beat
’cause someone slipped selina
funky col’ medina
now she’s writhing around in heat
(catwoman: mreaow!)
house party at arkham asylum
and our d.j. is driving us crazy!
because it’s mr. freeze
we keep asking him, ‘please!
will you stop playing “ice ice baby”?’
(mr. freeze: word to your mother!)
house party at arkham asylum
riddler: so riddle me this, my fine guests
what’cha call a disc jockey
whose demise is quite shocking?
i know! it’s d.j. jazzy death!
(*buzz/shock sfx*) (mr. freeze: yaah!)
chorus 2:
house party at arkham asylum!
where there ain’t no ifs, ands, or buts
’cause we’re disoriented
as well as demented
yeah, we’ve all gone a little bit nuts! (koo*koo! koo*koo!)
house party at arkham asylum!
just forget all your toil and strife
’cause we run this asylum
so we’ll be buck*wylin’
for the next 20 years to life!

verse 3:
house party at arkham asylum
bring on batman and all of his crew!
robin, batgirl, and nightwing
will feel the greased lightning
when they get some shock treatment too! (woo hoo hoo!)
(*buzz/shock sfx*)
house party at arkham asylum
the mad hatter zonks every complainer
scarface wants karaoke
clayface wants “hokey pokey”
scarecrow wants “the macarena”!
(aaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!!!!)
house party at arkham asylum
on the mike, hear the maniacs rock
just watch rash*al*ghul
go and kick it old school
with his new rapping partner, ‘kid croc!’
(k!ller croc: bawitaba!)
house party at arkham asylum
bane just asked poison ivy to dance
she said ‘not a chance, fatty’
because she knows that he
just wants to get into her plants!
(whooo*ooaaaa!!!)
chorus 3:
house party at arkham asylum!
where there ain’t no ifs, ands, or buts
’cause we’re disoriented
as well as demented
yeah, we’ve all gone a little bit nuts! (koo*koo! koo*koo!)
house party at arkham asylum!
just forget all your toil and strife
’cause we run this asylum
so we’ll be buck*wylin’
for the next 20 years to life!

(bridge: 8 measures, joker laughs with echo)

verse 4:
house party at arkham asylum
we’ve thrown out every film script
keaton, kilmer, and clooney
facing off with this looney
they’d all end up in a bat*crypt
(keaton: i’m bat*gaaahh!)
house party at arkham asylum
tim burton is here, we’re excited!
though it may seem two*faced
for reasons of good taste
joel schumacher wasn’t invited
(yaaaayy!!!)
house party at arkham asylum
those justice league dorks aren’t so vicious
wonder woman and flash
and green lantern got bashed
and aquaman sleeps with the fishes
(*bubbles/drowning*)
house party at arkham asylum
not even superman could win tonight
because we rocked his b*tt, with a twelve inch cut
called “disco kryptonite”! ha ha haaaa!!!!

chorus 4:
house party at arkham asylum!
where there ain’t no ifs, ands, or buts
’cause we’re disoriented
as well as demented
yeah, we’ve all gone a little bit nuts! (koo*koo! koo*koo!)

house party at arkham asylum!
just forget all your toil and strife
’cause we run this asylum
so we’ll be buck*wylin’
for the next 20 years to life!

(8 measure outro & fadeout, inmates repeat phrase while joker & harley talk)
house party at arkham asylum!… house party at arkham asylum!…
house party at arkham asylum!… house party at arkham asylum!… (etc.)

joker: (laughing with echo) come harley, let’s adjourn to our maximum*security boudoir, and bring the whoopee cushion, so we can make a little whoopee! (laughs)
harley: sure thing, puddin’! you wanna go for a ride on your harley?
joker: (laughs) yes my dear, let’s go hog wild! (laughs)
harley: ooh! (joker continues to laugh with echo)

- the great luke ski lyrics

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