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escape from shitty shit island!!! - the ghouls (legion of evil) lyrics

[intro]
we’re locked in a bamboo cage in the jungle
convicted of crimes we will never admit
security is tight
but we’re breaking the f-ck out of here
we’ve got to escape from the island
…. of sh-t!

[verse 1]
first off, no joke, this f-cking island
stinks like one million old men
sh-tting their pants all at once
our cellmate never shuts the f-ck up
talking about sports cars and p-ssy
but we’re pretty sure he’s never been laid
we have no money to bribe the prison guards
(-ssholes)
snakes and mosquitos (vermin)
lobsters everywhere (sh-t)
some monkeys have come up to us
f-cked with us
talked to us
they say they know how to get off the island
but then they just show us p-rn

[chorus]
escape from sh-tty sh-t island
the volcano’s going to blow this place to h-ll
we’ve got to get out
a stinking sh-tty f-cking earthquake yesterday
these filthy f-cking islanders do not moisturize
and they take baths where we sh-t
godd-mn this place is sh-tty
primates jerking off
while the natives roll around in sh-t
so tonight we make our escape
with the help of the cyborg talking baboons
that only talk about getting blown

[verse 2]
we will napalm this f-cking island
we have to
we’ll call in an airstrike
and wipe this f-cking place off the map
we’re not kidding
macaws and lemurs stroking it
heinous indigenous women
catching their c-mshots
the robot monkeys (our buddies)
are suicidal (monkeys)
we slept in the canopy (it was sh-tty)
with those sick f-cks
if we do get out of here
nothing here deserves to live
my god i can’t wait to take a shower
and see a f-cking toilet

[outro]
we gotta get off this island
sh-tty sh-t island
this f-cking piece of sh-t island
f-ck this island

- the ghouls legion of evil lyrics

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