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life sucks, then you die - the fools lyrics

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my house burned down in a flash of thunder
my wife ran off with a one-legged plumber
my crops fell dead when the riverbed went dry
my dog got squashed by a pickup truck
my son ran away and got hooked on drugs
my daughter’s knocked up by the cl-ss of ’85

people say that life is good
it don’t seem good to me
i’m lost without a paddle
and i’m headed up sh-t creek
people say that life is fun
but i don’t know why
as far as i can tell
life sucks then you die

the government dumps its toxic waste
right on top of my mother’s grave
a team of experts say it won’t do her no harm
but my sheep went crazy and k!lled my mule
i cut off my d-ck with a power tool
fixin’ the hole where the meteor hit the barn
and it hurt, too!

people say that life is good
but i just p-ss and moan
i got one foot on a banana peel
the other in the twilight zone
people say that life is fun
but i don’t know why
as far as i can tell
life sucks then you die

let me hear some yeehah’s out there!

i went to the store to buy some sh-lls
my gun went off and blew the owner to h-ll
now i’m sittin’ here in jail, singin’ this song
and one guy wants to cut me with a knife
another guy wants me to be his wife
i wish they’d hang me before somethin’ really goes wrong!

people say that life is good
give thanks for what you have
when all you have is nothin’
nothin’ makes you glad
people say that life is fun
but i don’t know why
as far as i can tell
life sucks, then you die

i said, people say that life is fun
but i don’t know why
as far as i can tell
life sucks!
life sucks!
life sucks, then you die

let me hear some yeehah’s out there!

- the fools lyrics

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