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how my dick got cut off - the dudes usa lyrics

this is the story about ian getting his d*ck cut off
and replacing it
anyways, i was out
walkin’ at the park
and i was like
yo what’s up my neighbor
anyways my neighbor was there
his name was joe
and i called him a hoe
and he was like oh no
and then, he f*cking kicked me in the d*ck
but that’s not how i had to cut off my d*ck
because, he got p*ssed and he tried to k!ll me
but i was like nah i’m gonna take the chainsaw
‘cuz he had a chainsaw
he’s a construction worker
and i was like yo
i’m gonna take your chainsaw and cut off your neck
and then
the chainsaw when i picked it up was like uhhh
and it was like yеah f*ck me in the ass and i’m like
what thе f*ck
yes daddy
anyways
i f*cked him
and then he cut off his d*ck with a chainsaw
wow
anyways, bro got, g*y
and then we got g*y
and then he was like yes daddy
and he was can i see your d*ck
because i was f*cking him with an extendable d*ld* because my d*ck is tiny
and anyways i was like yeah you can see my d*ck
and then he was like yeah, i’m gonna suck your d*ck
and i’m like, i haven’t seen a woman in 13 years
i haven’t seen a man in 2 days though
my boyfriend lives in atlanta, georgia
i’m standing ‘cuz i can’t sit down, he f*cked me too hard
he cut off my d*ck
and i had to replace it
and he cut off my d*ck
so i had to replace it
it’s 10 inches longer
women love me now
but i f*ckin’ hate you women
men are better
men are better
men give me more d*ck than you
when it ends, when it ends i’m gonna zoom into his d*ck
i love d*ck

- the dudes usa lyrics

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