comedian - ******** [the drink] lyrics
do you ever get the feeling
that you’re laughing at the wrong jokes?
i’m a stand*up comedian
you can ask my folks
i’ve gigged in edinburgh and glasgow
gateshead and govern
newark northgate, newark castle
baked my head inside the oven
i was caging my fiction
trying to think of something clever
they’ve [?]
they changed my mind forever
i lost my sense of humor
as my skin began to toughen
i hope it’s not a tumor
i hope it’s not concussion
some words are made offensive
due to hatred and oppression
but my name’s become expensive
now i use them in succession
my friends despise my jokes
they’re worried for my future
i decide my new approach
but my wife is my producer
now i warm up for [?]
in luton and middlesbrough
i’ll perform in london from croughton to westminster
and when i hear that sound
i have to kiss the ground and pray
yes, i like to kiss the ground and say
h*llo [?]
do you ever get the feeling
that you’re laughing at the wrong jokes?
i’m a stand*up comedian
you can ask bob hope
i’ve sold out the palladium
and royal albert hall
i find it all hilarious
though i never laugh at all
i never laugh at all
i never laugh at all
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