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the plot thief: a metroid rap - the dragon gamez lyrics

[jj712 – samus]
you may have heard of a series called metroid
i’m the protagonist you can’t avoid
there are many games and they’re not unusual
because our plot is really original
what? you’ve seen the plot before?
oh, f-ck you hollywood, you motherf-cking wh0r-
take all your “alien” movies and burn ’em in the ditch
mother brain, oh my god, get away from her you b-tch!
the surprise isn’t that i’m female
it’s that hollywood stole every detail
of metriod into the “alien” movies
they even stole my pixelated b00bies
don’t take “metriod vs bowser”, our upcoming game
oh, what the f-ck? a.v.p. is already made?
um… yes, it’s true, they stole from us
they took our plots and threw us under the bus

[dragon – narrarator]
so samus went to hollywood and was bad–ss
her b00bies were bouncing and so was her -ss
she took her cannon to the set of the new “alien” movie
the director couldn’t stop staring at samus’s b00bies
she said…

[jj712 – samus]
lemme take your script, it belongs to nintendo
if you don’t give it to me, it will be your end-o

[dragon – narrarator]
the director said “b00bs” and samus opened fire
she shot them off to sp-ce, and even higher
she said…

[jj712 – samus]
new metroid game, here i come
“alien” will no longer be number one
well, i gotta go, my new sequel awaits
i gotta be at nintendo, there’s no time to waste
i just k!lled some motherf-ckers who are very lame
now i get to k!ll even more in my new–ss game!

- the dragon gamez lyrics

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