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player two: a halo rap - the dragon gamez lyrics

[jj712 – master chief]
i’m master chief
my presence in the game is not brief
i really wanna swim in cortana’s reef
that is, if you know what i mean
she’s blue and hot and i am green
i’m more stoned than charlie sheen
and got more guns than mr. clean
oh cr-p my brother got in the room
he has started now as player two

[dragon blood – player 2]
cortana sit the f-ck down and spread your legs
you’ll feel good after i bust some alien heads
step the f-ck back you so called “master” chief
you motherf-cker who is the color of a motherf-cking leaf
your aiming is off, and you look like a f-g
you wish you had cortana you motherf-cking jag
you’re full of sh-t, you’re not the main guy
so shut your f-cking mouth before i shoot you to the sky!

[jj712 – master cheif]
wait, bro… what do you think you’re doing?
the aliens are the ones that i think you should be booing
how ’bout some grifball?
or a deathmatch in a long hall?
but cortana’s mine
because you really suck b-lls

[dragon blood – player 2]
the only b-lls being sucked are mine in cortana
i’ll edit the terrain to make a crate fall on ya
plus, sucking b-lls is cortana’s job
don’t tell her about the two other jobs
you motherf-cker i’m your f-cking sp-wnpoint
you’ll sp-wn when i’m bangin’ cortana with my long joint
master chief is a f-cking f-ggot name
you suck d-ck at playing this game
your shooting sucks cause it’s f-cking off key
so bend down so you can suck the d-ck of me!

[cortana]
whoa, you two stop this fighting at once
or i’ll send you in the corner you motherf-cking dunce
thanks, i’m flattered, i really really am
but i’ll tell ya that neither one can be my man
you see, you can’t touch me, my t-ts are lines of code
so you have a fetish for programs, you went down the wrong road
i’m a hologram so that means you can’t f-ck me
but some robots can make it feel–

[jj712 – master chief]
–i think we can see
sh-t, i thought you were a hologram of another person
but you just mislead me and my rubber’s of no -ssertion
so i guess that i am really not your man

[dragon blood – player 2]
i think i’ll call my f-ck buddy, samus aran!

b-tch!!!

- the dragon gamez lyrics

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