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9/11 is a joke - the diarrhetards lyrics

[intro]
it’s time to cool it off baby

when those towers fell
like my sl*tty wife’s jeans
i laughed so f*ckin’ hard
was the best godd*mn thing
i’d ever seen
nine*eleven made me laugh
nine*eleven made me cum
i watch those planes and hang myself
while i jerk off and stick d*ld*s
in my bum
in my bum
f*ck!
(godd*mnit)
when those buildings fall
i empty out my b*lls
on the nearest american flag
then i laugh so hard
that i got strep throat
fall on the ground and start to gag
(motherf*ck!)
(i’m pretty surе i farted)

swear to f*ckin’ god
those pilots wеre clowns
i barely didn’t sh*t my pants
when that sh*t smashed the ground
this whole city smells like flesh
body dust in my nose
doin’ lines of stock broker corpse
my b*n*r gets bigger as the body count grows

[spoken]
hey! good morning
in less than an hour
aircraft from here will join from all these forces around the world
and you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind
i’m sayin’ ‘mankind’!
that word should have new meaning for all of us today
we know we can’t be consumed by all our petty differences anymore
we’ll be united in a common interest
maybe it’s fate today that it’s the fourth of july
and you’ll once again be fighting for the freedom of our freedom
not fighting from tyranny or oppression or persecution
but from annihilation
only fightin’ for our right to live
to exist
and should we win the day
this fourth of july
will never be known as just an american holiday
but as a day
no!
the world declared in one voice:
(i got fired)
(i ate a box of sh*t)
(princess?)
we’re not gonna go quietly
we’re not gonna vanquish
not without a fight
we’re not gonna live on
i mean, we’re gonna live on
we’re gonna survive
today we celebrate our
independence day!
[outro]
i kissed a guy
and i liked it
his b*ttcheeks spread and i f*cked ’em

i kissed a guy
in the b*tthole
and i have no more friends
on mysp*ce.com

- the diarrhetards lyrics

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