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the butt of the joke - the centaurworld cast lyrics

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[tail & horse (spoken):]
whoa*oh*oah
somebody give me a microphone (please don’t.)
somebody lend me the stage (ohhh my gosh…)
i’m here because i hafta make you split you sides with laughter
so glad you let me out of my cage
(well, you’re splitting my sides alright.)

somebody let me entertain you! (i’m good, i don’t need* ugh…)
i’m kinda the comedic holy grail (no, you’re not!)
i didn’t wanna share this
oh my gosh, i’m so embarrassed!
well, h*llo there, so embarrassed
my name’s tail! (ugh.)

you might think that i’m the b*tt of the joke (cute.)
but i tell ya, when i’m up here, i never choke (ugh.)
the spotlight isn’t scary
when you’re eyeless, limp, and hairy (what?)
i’m the mane attraction! get it?
have a laugh with me, folks. (oh*)

[tail & horse, spoken:]
say, i’ve got a joke about paper*
(‘mane’, i got it.)
*that’s tear*ible!
(oh! that is so bad!)
i got another joke about towels, but it’s a little dry
(okay. i will chop you off and i’m*)
say, where do you keep the skeletons locked up?
(rrrrgh… no! i’m not gonna*! i don’t*!)

in a rib cage, eh? hah* one for the prison crowd!
(okay… y’know what? that’s enough. stop it! stop it okay?)
airplane food, am i right?
(what’s that have to do with anythi*!?
that doesn’t even make se* ow, ow, ow, ow!
did you just bite me?)
(maybe… could you tail?)
(oh, somebody get me some scissors!)

[tail & horse (spoken):]
so now you see*
i don’t mind being the b*tt of the joke (ugh.)
guess this is my life now

i’m just here to provoke, make ya laugh ’til you croak
‘cause i am…
the b*tt of the joke!

[tail, spoken:]
thank you so much, folks! i am here all night
you can find me attached to this horse’s behind

- the centaurworld cast lyrics

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