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my girlfriend - the beef boys lyrics

[chorus:]
i let my girlfriend beat me
(beat me)
and i love it when she beats me
(beats me)
cuts and bruises have made me
(made me)
the man, today, you see me
(see me)

[verse 1:]
she likes to see me cry, after she gives me a black eye
but it’s alright because i enjoy it
i f*ckin’ love it, i wanna see you shove it in my face
put me in an ankle brace
this might sound like a cry for help
but rеally, it’s something i wanna give 5*star reviеw on yelp
welp, you probably think it’s weird
but to me, i’m always shedding a tear
of happiness, it’s just fabulous
when she hits me in the b*lls
and i just take it, like a s*x doll
we go to the mall, i have to wear sunglasses
because i have visible injuries surrounding my face
i wouldn’t want anyone to see them and not take it to that place
when we arrive home, she deems me a disgrace
breaks a chair over my neck, it’s weird to think we’ve passed first base
sure, we got some weird taste, but i just like flavor of the paste
that leaves my body, when she hits me
and sometimes, it’s so bad i can’t even breathe
but i get an erection, every single time
and all these girls, yeah they’re all mine
this relationship won’t stand the test of time
but for right now, she’s just so kind to me
she’s so fine
i like getting choked while i try to operate s*xually on her
it’s such a turn, when i say that word
and you sing like a little bird
i sometimes eat your little t*rds
but puke afterwards, because that’s no sustainable diet
i get high at every public function or gathering i attend
i hope the congress will amend a bill, that makes our love legal
but for the time being, you’re just that girl i met on omegle
[chorus:]
i let my girlfriend beat me
(beat me)
and i love it when she beats me
(beats me)
cuts and bruises have made me
(made me)
the man, today, you see me
(see me)

[verse 2:]
we’re so crazy
shoutout jigga, the jay*z
an understatement would be to say we are lazy
when we are partaking in s*xual intercourse
we sometimes like to communicate in morse code
because she always puts a choker on me
and i cannot speak for the time being
i have a bruised p*n*s, but that doesn’t mean i think you’re the meanest
i love what you do to me, even though how much it can make me bleed
(it do)
remember that one time i had s*x with rowley, you got so angry
and then threw the entire television set at me
but you just whipped and whipped, and shoved me in the trunk of your car
threw me out in a lake, someplace that was very far
from our household, but it was a very bold
display of our love, it was funny
because for a moment i thought you were actually attempting to murder me
but even though you’ve never confirmed, i’m just going to assume we’ve burned
that bridge, but point being i really like you
and when you hit me, it makes me go boo*yah
i love having pelvic bruises
and having all these truces of safe words, when we’re in the bedroom
just so we don’t get sent to our eventual doom
remember when you got pregnant and had a baby living in the womb
and you didn’t want it? so you forcefully beat your uterus
until the baby was dead, he couldn’t handle us
real bummer, because i was going to name him felipe
or maybe something like pete, i don’t give a beep
that entire scenario just turned me on
and it made me love you more than i ever had
i never wanted you so d*mn bad
like, i can’t imagine a time where i was dating you and you didn’t k!ll unborn fetuses
that baby totally got his skull beaten in
pull up to chuck e.’s, we eating in
big ol’ ‘za for the fellas, comfy seating and fun arcade games, shoutout to gremice
but that’s a story for another time, as a matter of a fact, i gotta go
(bye, bye)
[chorus:]
i let my girlfriend beat me
(beat me)
and i love it when she beats me
(beats me)
cuts and bruises have made me
(made me)
the man, today, you see me
(see me)

[repeat chorus:]
i let my girlfriend beat me
(beat me)
and i love it when she beats me
(beats me)
cuts and bruises have made me
(made me)
the man, today, you see me
(see me)

- the beef boys lyrics

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