stay classy - the bad tenants lyrics
[intro: the bad tenants]
go! go! go! go!….
[verse 1: casey g]
i’m a cl-ssy motherf-cker sipping tea with my pinky out
think a lady like me so i’m sending out a pinky scout
using big words, henceforth and sycophant
get my point across by quoting guildenstern and rosencrantz
[dj idlhnds]
nah, dog now you just being pretentious
[casey g]
yo mind your manners son it’s rude to publicly correct my sentence
black tie dinner party, bubbly and caviar
butler will announce you when you walk up in my parlor
hold a door for a lady
a gentlemen and a scholar and i also say please
always keep it cl-ssy doesn’t matter what the obstacle
one step short of a top hat and monocle
[chorus: the bad tenants]
stay cl-ssy
mama always said mind your manners
stay cl-ssy
look to gq for all my answers
stay cl-ssy
got myself a closet full of suits
stay cl-ssy
we the newest role models for the youth
[verse 2: dj idlhnds]
yeah, i got cl-ss
so soph0m-ric
i drive a busted subaru
but barely can afford it
high society, i’m not into cheap thrills
i paid off all my debt and bought this tux at goodwill
i’m a smart–ss, my sphincter’s got s-ss
my colon graduated at the top of its cl-ss
etiquette and intellect isn’t all i got
i host exclusive parties
on a non-existent yacht
climb the social hierarchy
future one-percenter
with my nose up-turned
at all you never-pay-the-rent-ers
come on, you know the adage
[casey g & good matters]
chivalry is dead!
[dj idlhnds]
but only cuz i repeatedly punched it in the head
[verse 3: dutchman]
yo i’m a cl-ssy individual
pirating your music bro
shower at the y counting food stamp residuals
smoking till i’m silly yo
gruff like a billy goat
pimping watch fl1cks on my laser-disc video
i live on red bull, so i can be this fly
blog about charlie sheen to get a contact high
but these dudes be dropping hate
ladies they desire
as i’m driving down the block
in my pontiac sunfire
i ain’t a liar – maybe i’ve embellished
possibly the weed and mead
has made me over zealous
oh you jealous?
you ain’t cl-ssy as us
but if you wouldn’t mind
i could really use some change for the bus
[chorus: the bad tenants]
stay cl-ssy
mama always said mind your manners
stay cl-ssy
look to gq for all my answers
stay cl-ssy
got myself a closet full of suits
stay cl-ssy
we the newest role models for the youth
[verse 4: good matters]
french press the black coffee
maid mopping up the spillage
as she’s checking out the gold-leaf
i bought at value village
unemployment check got me shining like the heavens
as i do my grocery shopping a the 7-11
my filet mignon and my cheese fondue
is a slim jim, easy-cheeze, and charleston chew
ain’t a dom or john, two to chuck i choose
sh-t, i’d drink it if the bottle label
just read booze
tailoring my suits and
hailing cabs to scoot in
dine and dashing doing
in the garbage cans i’m rooting
in the red and flexing tall
checking my reflection y’all
dodging my collection calls
cl-ssy as a lecture hall
[chorus: the bad tenants]
stay cl-ssy
mama always said mind your manners
stay cl-ssy
look to gq for all my answers
stay cl-ssy
got myself a closet full of suits
stay cl-ssy
we the newest role models for the youth
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