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spider love! - the aquabats! lyrics

i’m afraid of spiders, i’m afraid of love
but most of all, i’m afraid of spider love
eight legs is plenty but sixteen is too many
and if they lay a thousand eggs, then that’s a thousand babies
then their one thousand babies will have eight thousand legs
and that’s seventy nine hundred ninety two more legs than i could ever see myself being comfortable with
no! that’s just too many spider legs for me
and i don’t know if spiders have toes but if they do
that’s five per leg so say the answer is no!

last night i awoke in a sweat
heart poundin’ in my chest from yet another nightmare
felt trapped like a baby in a high chair at night time
my mind just doesn’t like to play fair
i was dreaming of my one true fear
two spiders on a date and it felt like i was right there
eight eyes looking into eight eyes
flirting over plates of deep*fried flies
then another spider who was dressed up as a waiter
had a tiny little bow tie came up walking to their table
offered up a menu and the menu had desserts
she really wanted something but her fella answered first
he said “oh, we couldn’t, the flies were plenty”
shook the waiter’s hand and he slipped him a twenty
she looked angry ’til the jig was up
until the waiter handed her a big gold cup
it was her favorite f*dg**covered aphids
at the bottom of the cup were eight fancy bracelets
it was their spider anniversary
and i’m scared of spider love so that was even worse for me
i’m afraid of spiders, i’m afraid of love
but most of all, i’m afraid of spider love
eight legs is plenty but sixteen is too many
and if they lay a thousand eggs, then that’s a thousand babies
then their one thousand babies will have eight thousand legs
and that’s seventy nine hundred ninety two more legs than i could ever see myself being comfortable with
no! that’s just too many spider legs for me
and i don’t know if spiders have toes but if they do
that’s five per leg so say the answer is no!

l*o*v*e, who’s these spiders sitting next to me?
i’m gettin’ twitchy, it’s getting iffy
is there one on my back? i’m getting itchy

- the aquabats lyrics

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