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dracula's curse - the amazing brando lyrics

dracula, i’m coming to your castle!
i’m gonna slay you, say your prayers, i’m on my way
i’m trevor belmont!

(i just p–ped my pants)
(i just p–ped my pants, that’s why i walk like that; cause i’m p–pin’)

the vampire k!lla, straight ril dilla
stomping around like my name’s godzilla
filling up on hearts, chill like vanilla
got weapons out the wazoo; ain’t n0body illa
trevor belmont, the first belmont ever
who the f-ck is simon? don’t get clever
whip crack, b-tch slack to your mug, for ril
and if you think i probably won’t, you can bet that i will
and i’m going down to castlevania
i’m gonna bury you once and for all
going down to castlevania
gonna walk down stairs, hope i don’t-
(f-ck)

tick tock, rocking ’round the clock
knock, knock (who’s there?)
trevor belmont’s c-ck (haha!)
f-ck you, medusa head, f-ck you
between you and the stairs, i’m f-ckin’ totally screwed
not to mention all the turkey that i find in the walls
that i keep eating; all the ladies say “trevor’s got b-lls”
d-mn, skippy, i’m a hippie specializing in war
you want more? come and get it, man, f-ck the score

i will never quit
infinite continues
i don’t give a sh-t
taste my whip
you motherf-ckers, have a crucifix
i’ll throw it within you
who the f-ck is this?
what a pr-ck
and now he wants to join my party
(i guess i’ll let him, what the f-ck, whatever)

grant danasty, yo, i’m stealing your jewels
ghost pirate, got variety; i’m breaking the rules
wall riding, sky climbing, i’m the king of this game
you ain’t got sh-t on me; i put spidey to shame
i move twice as fast, i got twice the guard
and all the b-tches know i f-ck twice as hard
good thing my blades don’t discriminate
(i’m done playing around, now accept your fate)

i will never quit (go and eat a d-ck)
infinite continues (get over here, i’ll stab you)
i don’t give a sh-t (trevor bringin’ it)
taste my whip (like you don’t even f-ckin’ know)
you motherf-ckers
have a crucifix (from my bag of tricks)
i’ll throw it within you (that’s why they call me nasty)
you’re looking like an imp (time to take a p-ss)
i’m so ripped (dracula won’t even see my dagger coming)
and now we’re gonna crash this party

yeah! (woo!)
yeah! (woo!)
yeah! (woo!)

don’t you know i’m trever belmont? (i’ll k!ll you)
i’ve got a whip, i’ve got my crucifix
i could use some taco belmont (i’m hungry)
i’m sick of turkey, i need tacos, b-tch

i’m a vampire hunter
brought to life by thunder
why is that, i wonder?
i just go with the flow (i don’t even know)
i know lots of magic (woo!)
not the kind with rabbits (aw…)
if i see a vampire i will stab it
(are you a chick? cause you look like you might have a scro-)
i’m a female, you -ssh0l-

dark metamorphosis
i’m alucard
i’m alucard, b-tches
i’m alucard (i’m alucard)
i’m alucard
b-tches don’t know ’bout my vampire tricks
my b-lls are on fire, b-tch, i get my fix
don’t be actin’ all jealous cause i pwn your sh-t
you trying to be the man, b-tch? i’m straight doing it
flying through levels, dishevelin’ and revelin’
the devil in the flesh, but i, i’m straight rebellin’
yelling irrelevant spells just for the h-ll of it
i will
k!ll you
you will die now
farewell
(hahahahaha)
i’m alucard (i’m alucard)
i’m alucard, b-tches
(you would)

it’s going down (it’s going down)
it’s going down (it’s going down)
it’s going down

i will k!ll your face
yes, i will put you in your place
i’m gonna k!ll you all, you will fall, i will k!ll you
(you are such a motherf-cker)
i will save the day
and i will make this go away
check out my awesome sk!lls, i will fill all these hearts up
don’t you know about the belmonts?
i’m guessing you don’t
i’m gonna dump my f-cking holy water down your throat
now it’s time for me to vanish
haré esto en espanish
now it’s time to rock your f-ckin’ socks
(check my transition)

castlevania!
check me out, i whip all these candles
trevor belmont!
you motherf-ckers know you can’t handle this
i’m not f-cking around
spin your head around and putting you in the ground
send you back into h-ll
n0body’s gonna live long enough to tell
dracula’s curse will be lifted completely
send me your worst, you will never defeat me cause
i’m the man! (yes i am)
you ain’t got nothin’, i ain’t bluffin’
i’m the man!
(…the f-ck?)

you’re going down, you sock monkey
you bl–dy blood junkie
i took out your demons and monsters and all your flunkies
i already fought my shadow; sh-t, you gotta be kidding me
i’m the death k!ller and i’m in your vicinity
listen to me! just because i’ve got some bad knees
don’t believe you’ll even succeed, i got holy water iii
now i’m jumpin’ and i’m swingin’ and i’m almost there
(motherf-cker)

trevor belmont!
what the h-ll do you vant?
fear me!
most sincerely!

die monster! gtfo!
kick, check out my whip
i won’t miss, i’ve got you figured out
now i know without doubt i’ll win this
i’ll hit you so hard i’ll hit the back of your face
make haste and waste you
erase you
hate you with all my hate, eradicate you
dig you eight graves
saving the day
and paving the way for making every single day great
taking your face places; grazing away
i ain’t here to play games, f-cker
i will k!ll you with my holy water
(should have used the axes, trevor)
i am gonna whip you so hard your mom will feel it
yeah! i’ll fight you and i’ll win!
my bloodline’ll carry on and we’ll f-
(f-ckin’ cheater!)

- the amazing brando lyrics

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