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castlevania iii [remake] - the amazing brando lyrics

dracula
i’m comin’ to your castle
i’monna slay ya. say ya prayers: i’m on my way
i’m trevor belmont

the vampire k!lla, straight ril dilla
stompin’ around like my name’s godzilla
fillin’ up on hearts, gonna eat my dinner
got weapons up the wazoo, ain’t n0body illa
name’s trevor: best belmont ever
who the f*ck is simon? don’t get clever
whip crack, b*tch smack to ya mug for ril, and if you
think i probably won’t you can bet i will an’ i’m
goin’ down to castlevania
i’monna bury you once and for all
goin’ down to castlevania
gonna walk down stairs hope i don’t…
(f*ck!)

tick tock, rockin’ around the block
knock knock (who’s there?) trevor belmont’s clock. (ha ha)
nonstop w/ the medusa heads:
between you and the stairs, i’m totally dead
now i gotta get me some of that wall mеat
bacteria ain’t gonna stall me
(oh no!) oh no, someonе get me a nurse
what a horrible night to have a curse. (here we go now.)

i will never quit. infinite continues
i don’t give a sh*t. taste my whip, you motherf*ckers
have a crucifix. i’ll throw it within you
who the f*ck is this? what a pr*ck!
and now he wants to join my party?
i guess i’ll let him what the f*ck whatever

grant danasty, yo, i’m stealin’ your jewels
ghost pirate, got variety i’m breaking the rules
wall ridin’, sky climbin’
i’m the king of this game
you ain’t got sh*t on me
i put spidey to shame
i move twice as fast; i’ve got twice the guard
i’ve got pipe that lasts. (…and it’s twice as hard.)
good thing my blades don’t discriminate
i’m done playin’ around, now accept yer fate
i will never quit. (go and eat a d*ck)
infinite (get over here i’ll stab you) continues
i don’t give a sh*t. (trevor bringin’ it)
taste my whip. (like you don’t even f*ckin’ know)
you motherf*ckers!
have a crucifix. (from my bag of tricks)
i’ll throw it (that’s why they call me nasty) within you
you lookin’ like an’ imp. (time to take a p*ss.)
i’m so ripped
and now we’re gonna crash this party

don’t you know i’m trevor belmont? (he’ll k!ll you.)
i’ve got a whip, i’ve got my crucifix
i could use some taco belmont, (he’s hungry.)
i’m sick of wall meat, i need tacos, b*tch!

i’m a vampire hunter, brought to life by thunder
why is that, i wonder? i just go with the flow (i don’t even know)
i know lots of magic, (wooo!) not the kind with rabbits. (awww.)
if i see a vampire, i will stab it
let’s make a break for it this guy is out of control
i’m a female, you assh0l*

dark metamorphosis!

i’m alucard
i’m alucard
b*tches
(awoooo~ x3)
my mother never said such a thing!

i’m alucard
(i’m alucard)
i’m alucard

b*tches don’t know about my vampire tricks
i’ve come to put an end to this
i don’t play fool, i get through it
you try to stay cool, i straight do it
flyin’ through levels, dishevelin’ and revelin’
a devil in the flesh, but i, i’m straight rebellin’
yellin’ irrelevant spells just for the h*ll of it
i will
k!ll you
you will
die now
farewell ha ha ha ha ha

i’m alucard
(i’m alucard)
i’m alucard
b*tches

(you would.)

(it’s going down x5)

i will k!ll your face. yes i will put you in your place
i’m gonna k!ll you all. you will fall
down this staircase
(how u like it motherf*cker?!)

i will save the day, and i will make this go away
i’m gonna hit you all in the b*lls
with this “air mace”
(motherf*cker)

don’t you know about the belmonts? i’m guessin’ ya don’t
i’m gonna dump my f*ckin’ holy water down ya throat
now it’s time for you to vanish. haré esto en espanish
now, it’s time to rock ya f*ckin’ socks
check my transition:

castlevania, that’s the name of dracula’s castle
castlevania, whips are gonna crack in your assh0l*, b*tch
i’m not f*ckin’ around
spin yer head around, i’m puttin’ you in the ground
send you back into h*ll
n0body’s gonna live long enough to tell
dracula’s curse will be lifted completely
send me your worst, they will never defeat me
’cause i am the man
(yes i am.)
y’ain’t got nothin’
i ain’t bluffin’
i am the man

da f*k

[trevor belmont, vhat the h*ll do you vant?
fear me, most sincerely.]

die monster! gtfo b*tch! check out my whip; i won’t miss
i got you figured out now. i know without doubt i’ll win this
i’ll hit ya so hard, i’ll hit the back of ya face;
make haste and waste you, erase you
hate you with all of my hate, eradicate you, dig you eight graves

savin’ the day and pavin’ the way for makin’ every single day great
takin’ ya face places. grazin’ away, i ain’t here to play games, f*kr
i have come to vanquish you forever
[should have used the axes, trevor.]
i am gonna whip you so hard alucard will feel it

yeah! i’ll fight you an’ i’ll win
my bloodline’ll carry on an’ we’ll defeat you once again
man, don’t even try to pretend
i transcend you in every sense. cut the nonsense
i would recommend a pair of depends
go back where you came from friend
it’s time to ascend so you can descend down to eternally spend
a lifetime of makin’ amends
’cause i am the wind, and this is the end, f*kr
i have come to vanquish you forever
[should have used the axes, trevor.]
i am gonna whip you so hard in the nards. can ya feel this?!
(dead)

- the amazing brando lyrics

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