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midd kid - the allen jokers lyrics

[verse 1]
yo i roll up to the mill with my flannel on
and from the lawn i can see that the party’s on
i see chips and dips (they got cheese’s right?)
h-ll yea, vermont chedder, it’s purple jesus night
i see my boys in the back, dj spinnin the track
hes with some b-tches talkin smack that the tavern was whack
it’s the mill yo, and that’s what i told ya
’cause here we all g’s throwin free granola
i’m checkin out the honeys and i spy me a winner
she got carhartt overalls, stained with dinner
i weave through the crowd man i wish i were drunker
but pub safe rolls in, so i hit up the bunker

[hook]
i’m a midd kid, i swing my nalgene low
go green on the side, sippin h20
i’m a midd kid, i roll my jeans up high
with my teva strap tight and my flannel so fly

[verse 2]
i’m a midd kid yo and i’m livin’ it up
but i got too much work so i’m “lib”in it up
don’t get me wrong man i do what i please
feelin’ great cause i am and i gotta succeed
lookin at my macbook, scopin the scene
i’m catchin eyes from this cute little library queen
i’m gettin up yo, but i gotta be patient
just wait till i see her at the printing station
when i work i wear my sunday best
tight ripped jeans and corduroy vest
napsack with some 3 by 5′s
i stack books the pound, work a day at a time
cause i’m a midd kid, gonna ace the test
and there’s no time to rest, no time to stress
i best hit up mccullough when it’s over and done
grab a fresh odwalla cause i’m on the run
i’m a midd kid

[hook]

verse 3
i’m flyin on the pitch as i catch the snitch
and if you dont play quidditch, then you’re a b-tch
yo i rock 22′s on my nimbus 3000
and fresh new shoes when i’m hikin a mountain
keepers by the hoops, fliers in step
got my shorts real high, show my hufflepuff rep
i got you by a step misjudgin my p-ss
look me in the eye and i’ll bludgeon your -ss
i score 300 points to your 76
spitting fresh game at the quidditch chicks (heey)
so don’t cross me b-tch, i’ll just chuckle as you struggle
cause i’m a midd kid, and you’re just a f-cking muggle (censored)

[bridge]
this one’s for the girls, and midd kids all over the world
swinging your nalgene low (h20)
now look at that bro, check out his flow
shawty…

-key change- (lax bro chorus)
cause i’m a lax bro, eh yo i flow in my polo
with natty from a solo yo, no h0m-
i’m a lax bro, i shred threads on the reg
all the ho’s should beg, so b-tch pump my keg
cause’ i’m a lax bro

[verse 4]
i’m a lax bro yo north face denali
rockin rainbow sands, wearin abercrombie
i got 38 visors, a brine lacrosse net
matchin popped collars in my walk in closet
i give my girl gift cards from tiffany
i got b-tches on the h-rn like i’m runnin a symphony
watchu know about a female (you’re sperry’s are retail)
i get in box like gmail…
rl, brooks dave matthews tee’s
mickey d’s double cheese man i’m smashin these
my polo shirt i untuck it, playin ruit i reign buckets
if i ain’t rippin twine i’m sailin to nantucket

cause he’s a lax bro and i’m a laxitute
and i dont really care if he’s about to booze
he’s got a top gun pinney and he’ll p-ss with that
oh my god look at his backwards hat

(lax bro chorus)

- the allen jokers lyrics

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