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sonic - the adventures of duane & brando lyrics

se-ga

sonic is the name and speed is my game
i make thunder and lightning look like one and the same
rocking the red shoes, blue ‘do, voodoo curse
upon anyone that’s making the planet any worse
like this dr. robotnik “eggman” dude
he thinks he’s got a fighting chance against a hedgehog with an att-tude
just wait until i see him again
he’ll wish a thousand f-cking times he didn’t do what he did

come on!

that’s why they call me sonic
i’m faster than the speed of sound and light combined
and when i roll into a ball and i’m breaking your sh-t
spinning and hitting you with maximum force that won’t quit
and when you can’t take it any more, i do it again
because i gotta f-cking win in order to save my friends, man!
ain’t no one gonna be f-cking with me

(one time. two!)
well, hardy har har, it’s the egg with the most
dr. robotnik, sonic, time to go, you’re toast
i appear in every act with my eggman ride
new moves, new plan, no place to hide
every time you think you win i go back to my lab
creating new obstacles to foil your plan

everything about you but your rhymes are fat
(brrrrr!)
did i do that?

hey sonic, tell player 2 to stop jumping in spikes
that sh-t hurts, even with these infinite lives
i’m the man with the rings and i’m “miles” ahead of you
on a mission to turn you into robot stew

it’s tails in the sky giving lifts to my bro
anytime, any place, if you slow down though
sh-t, if you miss it, i’ll get it, you got a problem, i’m on it
we’ll take robotnik and metal sonic and leave them running in smoke

don’t forget to hit the save state back at the post
we need the emeralds when we get to the end (i know)
or robotnik’s gonna mock us when we conquer the game
don’t hit me, i’m just being a friend (shut up!)

we’re gonna make it to the room, gonna speed right through
show these b-tches how we do what we do
what the f-ck, where’d you go? i’m talking to myself
what the h-ll happened to you?

i’m that two-tailed fox with them fly–ss moves you’ll go
(no, no, no)
don’t act like you don’t know these moves are dope, you’ll go
(no, no, no, no)
packing these rings, b-tch, it ain’t no thing, you’ll go
(no, no, no)
tails is the name, sonic’s right hand g, you’ll go
(no, no, no, no, no)

shut the f-ck up
it’s time to get serious, tails

yo, tails, where the rings at? gimme some more
gotta find dr. robotnik and settle the score
i don’t need no sidekick riding my sh-t
following everywhere i go, riding my big blue d-ck
give me a hand, tails, give me a lift (okay)
thanks a lot, little buddy, now go the f-ck away
i’ve got a supersonic att-tude, hear what i’m sayin’?
gotta get those chaos emeralds and go super saiyan

somebody’s gotta motherf-cking save the day
and i’m the only one quick enough to stay out of the way
watch your back, if you know what’s good for you
i will -mumbling-
this f-cking robot-making motherf-cker’s ruining my mood
c’mon tails, let’s annihilate this eggman dude
now the plane’s going down, but we’re almost there
i’ll smell you later, tails, wish me luck (no fair!)

i just wanna eat chili dogs (is that so much to ask?)
smoke a bowl and squeeze out a log
i don’t even really f-cking care

i am metal sonic, feel my wrath
i got a d-ck like a chainsaw, i’ll cut you in half (ha ha ha)

bring it on, you can’t replace this
based on me on a first name basis
why the f-ck do you rap so slow?
who do you think you are, leo camacho?

error: does not compute
shoot, my system froze, reboot
scanning, loading converter
i am sonic, insert girder

what the f-ck is this motherf-cking bullsh-t?
that robotnik just won’t quit
i’m tired of this sh-t, i want a chili dog
i’m the real motherf-cking sonic the hedgehog

(activating spin ball)
motherf-cker, don’t make me laugh

(i’ll get you next time, you motherf-cker)
motherf-cker, i just shut your -ss down!

(don’t ever compare me to leo…)

one, two, three, here we come with the rings
it’s sonic and tails, b-tch, pack your things
i learned a couple of magic tricks, you can call me houdini
i got the chaos emeralds, barely competing
you’re so clever, sonic, where do you come up with these rhymes?
sorry i’m in a bad mood, i’ve been waiting outside
how about you give me a chance to be your sidekick, guy?
keep up that att-tude, i’ll punch you in your eye! (ow!)

‘sup little b-tches, yo, my name is knuckles
and i ain’t coming to this place here for sh-ts and chuckles
so take a step back unless you wanna get knocked
’cause i’m a bad motherf-cker with some wicked dreadlocks
so i’m looking at you, sonic, ’cause you think that you’re fast
but if you go round for round, then you’re never gonna last
’cause your rhymes are old, bro, i think it’s a no-go
you sound kinda sh-tty like duane and brando

but that’s how it goes, so don’t get me p-ssed
i’ve got some big–ss hands with some spikes on my fist
and i fly through the air with the greatest of ease
i’m gonna get a 1-up busting up some tvs
b-tch, please! i’ll put your -ss on disability
then pimp smack your -ss, take away your credibility
wait, i gotta turn it around
we gotta find robotnik and pound his -ss to the ground
now we’re coming for you and we’re going straight through
right to your hq, got my n-gga in blue
(and he’s fast too!)
(he is? who?)
man, i told you!
get drunk with sonic and f-ck up robotnik!

i got it under control, tails, i’ll get them sh-ts back
when you f-ck with a motherf-cker like me, you’ll get b-tch smacked

i’m way too fast, b-tch understand
motherf-ckers talk sh-t and get the back of my hand
like, all day long and every night
i keep it cool like my name was vanilla ice
but i’m blue, not white, not wrong, dude right
i’m so groovy, i’m out of sight
like general patton, i’m not talking about mike
i’m old school, fool, tails, take the mic

dodging bombs, way cool, as we enter the arc
thumbs up, motherf-cker, we be coming with sparks
to get the rings back, emeralds up, that’s the way we do it, punk!
bring it on, tear it up! absolutely don’t give a f-ck!

we’re the motherf-cking team flying by with sk!ll
one rhyme left, going in for the k!ll
i got my mind on the rings and the rings on my mind
120 in my pocket but plenty of time
fast approaching
let me jump these bombs
straight through the hole like i’m f-cking it, nah
it doesn’t really matter ’cause i see it right there
it’s sonic and tails and we just don’t care
for sure!

brrrrr!

it’s time to meet your doom sonic, i’m haunting your dreams
with my mean bean pokey-finger k!lling machine!

what the f-ck did you say? i wasn’t paying attention
i’ve destroyed you more times than i care to mention
let’s end this now, i got sh-t i gotta do
you motherf-ckin’ motherf-cker, f-cking whoopity doo

you’ll never make it sonic, i’m the king of this game
all you woodland creatures are all the same
i’ll barbecue your friends and wash them down with some ‘nog
check my mysp-ce, b-tch, i just posted a blog

i’ll f-cking roll you down the stairs like your name was “log”
you’d better let my friends go, you gluttonous hog
i’ll down-a your face, let go of me, tubbs
it’s been a long day, chubby, i gotta get me some grub
i’m starving

(what the-?)

(brrrrr! hahaha!)
so you want a chili dog? too bad, i’m back!
what’s that? you said you’re fat? we knew that!
no, i’m not fat, i’m big-boned!
yeah right, big tubby, tell that to star jones!
let me set it straight and send you back to your lab
you gotta lose that weight, you gotta call yourself a cab
that’s enough, motherf-cker, i’ll throw my arm at you, sonic!
(initiating targeting sequence)
where’d you go, robotnik?

kapow!
i rumble the ground, do you think you can destroy me now?
you cow, you f-cking big round hairy and greasy fat smelly b-tch
i’m gonna cook you over easy
humpty dumpty!
(i said it)

i will destroy you and your friend tails too!
i really don’t think that’s gonna happen, ro-b-tt-nik
i got the chaos emeralds
(super sonic!)

well, hardy har har, three cheers for you
i’m really mad now, you have no clue!

i’m not listening
(don’t care)
motherf-cker

i’m wagging my fist from the seat of my ride
with these pokey fingers there’s no place to hide!

still not listening
(i really don’t care)
motherf-cker

anyways, i’m gonna f-cking tear your f-cking sh-t apart
i gotta sh-t, i’m gonna fart, i think i sharted
oh, no!
ha ha ha!

- the adventures of duane brando lyrics

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