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fanny pack lover - thats what she said lyrics

good evening and welcome to martina navratilova’s
where the ball’s always in your court
don’t forget it’s thursday girl thursday
every tuesday and wednesday
we’re just glad you’re here

let me tell you about my little lady love
her preparation is sent from above
she likes to keep things neat
tween her head and feet
let me tell you about my little, my little lady love

it started on our first date
we went to the east side of the warrior princess coffee shop
we sat down and she ordered a decaf soy hemp latte with a chaser of mung beans and i thought to myself d*mn, this date was fine
thought i’d be all butch pay with a credit card, they did not take them
do you know what my lady did?
what’d she do?

zip!
she’s my f*nny pack lover
she’s like no other
she’s my f*nny pack lover
she keeps her cash in front
she is a g*nius, that was only the beginning
date number two we decided to go listen to some jazz
trombone legend old bones mcgee was making us come back
i was looking forward to some scoop a budupe, scoop a budupedoo
skitty scat
my girl was hoping to get into my kitty cat
meow

we waited and waited for hours on end
throwing right back love fights like we we’re teenagers again
old bones mcgee didn’t show for the gig the crowd grew restless
do you know what my girl did?
what’d she do?

zip!
she’s my f*nny pack lover
she’s like no other
she’s my f*nny pack lover
she keeps her brass in front

ladies and gentlemen of listening jury
kathryn lounsbery tickling the ivories
hey you, listening to this recording
imagine these fingers tickling your ovaries
still going?
you must have skinny wrists
first vacation we decided to take a cruise
we docked in cozumel bay
underwater we were gonna spend the day all suited up and ready to go
there i wasn’t much of an under tote
until i got real far way passed the sandbar
i was way, way deep in the great blue wreath
looking at poon fish
deep in the eye when my oxygen started to die
i thought i was kaput, finished, done
when i saw bubbles of hope and heard

she’s my f*nny pack lover
she’s like no other
no, no, no she’s my f*nny pack lover
she keeps her tank in front

we’ve been strapped together for three whole years
we carry our lives trail mix and softball gear
where our f*nny pack family will good taste
i love my things alone when el*amin waste

we’ve been strapped together for three whole years
cause we are f*nny pack lovers
we’re like no other
we are f*nny pack lovers
we keep our love in front

- thats what she said lyrics

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