ellis sherwood - th3h05t lyrics
every time you see little kids
you get eyes wider than dan schnider
you’re a pedo f*ckin b*tch
if i had a daughter i know that i’d hide her in some diet instructions or
pictures of your dad
since you never see him
buts that’s just life for ya
d*mn ellis you’re so fat that
tony hawk just had a heart attack
just because he sat within 12 miles of your cholesterol filled veins
i’m putting you on blast
you can’t even run
let alone hide
because your massive sides
ellis sherwood
they call him crazy
if i was a child
then he’d try to rape me
so let’s just hope that
while i’m performing
they’ll put him on blast
and they’ll crack his forehead
(x2)
go back to the furry convention
but not even they’ll accept you
not even bob ross would try not disrespect you
you get chewed up in every group and then they will dissect you
until you grab the noose right off your desk but no body would miss you
you got pressured to be a femboy
just for you to get bullied
you’re worse than me at siege
so all your teams they get sullied
they call me the jihadi of rap
i’m firing attacks all the way from iran straight into
mrs sherwoods trap
she’s a tramp
you were conceived from a one night stand
and not even a kfc could cause your dad to stay back and raise the sperm he chose to blast
what do you even think you’re friends with me for
the comedy relief for the diversity hire
i’m a persian king
but you? you’re not even a squire
so go retire back into you’re cave
and please behave
i’m not going down as the guy who knew you
when you get raided
and the cp is confiscated
off you’re pc
you look constipated
and i antic*p*ted that you’d go and sh*t yourself
when these lyrics finally made it
to your screen
pink and puffy
that i’m gonna have some crispy bacon to eat
when i roast you fully
because i know when i’m through that you’ll crying to your mummy
you fat dummy
you didn’t even do nothing
adam triggered me
and i’m hungry
for some b*tt f*cking
and there won’t be sympathy for you
it’ll be just like i was cop
and you were black
i’m just doing my job
that’s kinda awkward
you tried to f*ck your own sister
that’s kinda f*cked
you’re like a non violent incel
you just b*tch and moan through your modem
that she wouldn’t
give you time to show that you were a nice guy
and she was just a hoe with expectations sky high
so then you wonder why
god made you the way you are
just exercise and buy some dove
take a f*cking shower
you f*cking furry lard
i’m going hard
you’ll need a
get well soon card but now i’m done
because if noone else makes you commit
i’ll be the one
well then i guess this is it ellis you made it
you know i did too good for you to hate it
so question is will you just take it?
or will you respond with some sh*t with the b*lls to tape it
oh
and i’m just playing ellis, you know i love you
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