let's talk about me - tex richman lyrics
i’m tex richman
mr. texas tea
people call me rich cause i got mo’ money
i got more cheddar then some super sized nachos
got cash flow like robert has de niros
i use more greens than vincent van gogh
i make the baker bake my bread out of dough
no no don’t eat it though it’ll make you ill
there ain’t no flour in a hundred dollar bill
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he’s tex richman
everybody listen
just how great it is to be him
he’s the greatest
you’re the lamest
muppets are a waste of time, oh can’t you see
yeah its funny in a rich man’s world
when i use a piece of string
i use a string of pearls
if something’s for sale consider it sold
i got so much gold i gold plate my gold
i even got a guy to gold plate my cat
i don’t regret much but i do regret that
if i could start over i’d do it all the same
but i wouldn’t gold plate little twinkles again
[hook]
i recall a heart breaking story
about my own 10th birthday party
should’ve been glorious day for me
i’d have been happy as can be
but the muppets were there to put on a show
they started to dance they were telling their jokes
i didn’t laugh i didn’t know how
then my friends they all turned around
and they laughed at me
they laughed at me
and i hate you muppets so
[hook]
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