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mike sullivan - testicle mafia lyrics

[intro: bast1on]
bast1on, bast1on, bast1on, bast1on, bast1on

[verse 1: guacc, jaebaby, noawh, and bast1on]
i have money, and i also have b*tches (ka*ching!)
i beat my opp, he had to get stiches
i beat his ass, and i celebrated with riches (wooo!)
i see lilo, but i don’t know where stich is (h*llo?)
i pulled up to the opps school, and burned his diploma
i drive fast cars like juan pablo montoya (vrooom!)
bro is so stinky, i hate your aroma (pee*ew)
i said i didn’t like you, so i gave you corona (*cough, cough*)
they misread my credentials, i’m a rappist
you get no b*tches, call you a fapist
i drink holy water, but i’m not a baptist
you’re useless as f*ck, like a cactus
i could beat the sh*t out of you, like some arugula (not cilantro)
we griddy too much, she not usеd to us (oh my god, show me your griddy!)
she suckin’ my d*ck, i might bust a nut (ahhh!)
this b*tch is f*ckin’ stupid, she’s just a munch
no way bro just usеd ice spice in that last bar (no way!)
i nut fast like a car (vroom!)
all my water fresh, call me an alligator gar (that’s a fish)
i pull up to the golf course, and i only hit a par (d*nk!)
i’m at the bowling lane, and i hit a strike (wow!)
i just bit off her ear, they all call me mike (tyson)
if i see you in britain, just know it’s on sight (oi mate!)
a brexit geezer, we went on strike (crikeyyy!)
call me mike sullivan, cause i made her scream
i built some pyramids, without the scheme
legally a predator, but i don’t wear adidas
who the f*ck threw that godd*mn, busted up, motherf*ckin’ adida
i’m from alabama, they call me cletus (yeehaw!)
pull up to the restroom, i’m a urinator(*whoosh, whoosh, whoosh*)
my name on steam is uri nator (urinator)
the way she riding me backwards i should call her tow mater (yayuh!)
i just asked noah, “what’s your favorite race?” (what is it noah?)
i personally like… the 10k (pause)
how can i be h0m*phobic, my b*tch is g*y
i pulled up with twists, with the ak! (wait! wait! wait!)
she said she wanted to f*ck, i said, “okayyy!” (okay)
british noah bouta’ be like, “i’m f*cking!!!”
griddy on the opps, it’s a hay day
she took her shirt off; wait, is that the hk? (pow! pow! pow!)
call me tony stark, the way i wanna’ f*ck aunt may (what?)
wait, that was the last bar?

- testicle mafia lyrics

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