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monopedal funk - tenacious j & mc charizard lyrics

monopedal funk lyrics
[verse 1: tenacious j]

saw you at the pool one summer evening
pool of a d*mn, sh*t, and blast i’m day dreaming of
past examples of char and j teaming up
car engines overheating cause oil boils while i speak in verse
i’m in a void, an amputee with no sign of silver skies
or sight of natty g
apparently i paid the price without delivery
shiver me timbers, creepy crawly critters
with appalling little lexicons
wrap em’ all in cellophane like dexter morgan does
my inspiration wax and wane it’s whack and sane
but never lacks a brain unlikе ichabod crane
and that horseman fella
porcеlain relic, elements is not all meant for you to delve in
my words roll off the tongue like dung fall from r*ct*ms
slip through the cracks, sigmund freud took note of that
yeah sure, i like your m*m*m*m*m*m*bowler hat
this whole rap is out of place, it’s straight as the whistle
which will be blown on stiddle
now listen to this sp*nky, funky, unky, junky, solo

[bridge: mc charizard]

i felt erased (my strawberry sweet natalia)
i miss her toothpaste
yeah she’s real good to me
but i was too high and drunk to really thank her for it
but i saw her at the pool that summer evening
at the mansion that ain’t mine
well it ain’t that bad until i thought of you that summer evening
[verse 2: mc charizard]

beating my meat, greeting new sheets
phone rang, j called, “i really need to meet”
“just broke up with natty g and i’m feeling bittersweet.”
j apply the heat and i got you on the beat
cuz im high on caffeine, but not from coffee beans
(feels like) natty made a huge mistake
no other man like tenacious j
don’t know our efficacious ways
reminisce on the good ole days
my fatty meat would gladly meet
a debbie t or a cathy lee
kelly green and sally von dean
billie jean and the queen bee
hate to demean for being obscene
when you’re a pimp it’s f*cking easy
but all them names on a tally sheet
natty g only you carry me

[outro: mc charizard]

i feel erased
don’t worry it’s awesome
i don’t read enough books
to really talk or care about it
i miss her toothpaste
yeah she’s real good to me
but i was too high and drunk
to really thank her for it

- tenacious j mc charizard lyrics

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