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city hall/i believe/malibu nights medley - tenacious d lyrics

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paroles de la chanson city hall/i believe/malibu nights medley :
all you people up there in city hall

you’re f-ckin’ it up for the people that’s in the streets

this is a song for the people in the streets

not the people city hall

all you motherf-ckers in the streets it’s time to rise up, up up up

come along children and f-ckin’ rise!

lots of times when me and kg are watchin’

all the f-ckin’ sh-t that goes down at city hall

we get the feeling we should f-ck sh-t up

yeah we should f-ckin’ start a riot

a riot!

we have ’em screaming in the streets

we have ’em tippin’ over sh-t and breakin’ f-ckin’ windows of small businesses

and settin’ f-ckin’ fires!

and settin’ f-ckin’ fires!

and settin’ f-ckin’ fires!

[spoken]

and then after the smoke is cleared

and the rubble has been swept away

me and kg will peek out our heads

we’ve been watching the riots on a monitor twenty floors below sea level

from a bunker

we did it rage-kage, we beat the b-st-rds of city hall!

[laughs] but now what will we do?

we must rebuild. but who will lead us in the rebuilding process?

man, it’s got to be someone with the know-how

and the elbow grease to lead us to a new land

no, not me and kg, we don’t have the cognitive capacity to lead…

alright, we’ll do it!

[sung]

we’ll lead as two kings

we’ll lead as two kings

ahhhaaa (two kings, we’ll lead as two kings)

ah-ha ah-how

we’ll lead as two kings

[spoken]

the first decree is to legalize marijuana

the tyranny and the bullsh-t’s gone on too long

you old f-ckin’ shrivs who blocked it’s legalization

you’re banished from the land!

[sung]

we’ll lead as two kings

we’ll lead as two kings

ahhhaaa (two kings, we’ll lead as two kings)

ah-ha ah-how

lead as two kings

[spoken]

the second decree: no more pollution, no more car exhaust

or ocean dumpage. from now on, we will travel in tubes!

[sung]

we’ll lead as two kings, oh, yeah

we’ll f-ckin’ lead as two kings

[spoken]

get the scientists working on the tube technology, immediately

(tube technology.) chop, chop, let’s go

[spoken]

third decree: no more… rich people: and poor people

from now on, we will all be the same… ummm, i dunno

i gotta think about that…

[sung]

we’ll lead as two kings

ah yeah, ah yeahhhahahaha

ha-ha-ho-hee, ha-ha-ho-hee-ha-ha-ho-ho-ho-ho

[spoken]

[jb:] oh my god

[kg:] ahh… what?

[jb:] dude, the red phone is flashing

[kg:] oh, yeah

[jb:] let me scoop that up. h-llo? two kings

[kg:] who is it?

[jb:] what?! no! no f-cking way!

[kg:] what?

[jb:] rage, there’s a potato famine in idaho, you gotta go down there!

[kg:] oh my god… what?

[jb:] dude, i gotta stay here!

[kg:] why do i have to go?

[jb:] please! please!

[kg:] oh, god, okay

[jb:] awesome… is he gone? alright, emergency meeting of parliament

all right parliament, i know this is f-cked up

but rage, he can’t be king anymore

dudes, he’s encroaching on my decrees!

seriously, let’s make him “duke,” a kick -ss “duke.”

or “leader formerly known as king,” but– uh-oh he’s comin’ back…

[sung]

we’ll lead as two kings, oh yes

we’ll really lead as two kings

[spoken]

[kg:] uh, dude?

[jb:] rage

[kg:] i went all over idaho…

[jb:] yeah?

[kg:] uh, plenty of potatoes everywhere

[jb:] what? there was no famine?

[kg:] yeah, there was no famine, no

[jb:] dude

[kg:] i don’t know what’s uh…

[jb:] a toast…

[kg:] a toast…

[jb:] long live the “d.”

[kg:] long live the “d.”

[clinking of gl-sses]

[jb:] long live me. i’m sorry, i poisoned your wine

[kg:] what?

[jb:] for the good of the land

[kg:] you p– i poisoned yours… huh heh, as well

[jb/kg:] noooooooooo!!!!!

no!

[sung]

city, city, city, city, city, city, sh-tty

sh-tty, city, sh-tty, sh-tty, city, city, sh-tty

hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall

people inside me are askin’ me to smoke up city hall

’cause no one here is talkin’

people inside me are askin’ me to blow up city hall

’cause no one here is rockin’

people inside me are askin’ me to blow up city hall

’cause everyone is rock-’em sock-’em robots

everyone is rock-’em sock-’em robots

everyone is rock-’em sock-’em go! oh!

[spoken]

[jb:] don’t, cut that part out

[kg:] we’ve got it

[jb:] um, do you believe in god?

[kg:] i believe, i believe

[jb:] you do?

[kg:] i believe in god. i believe in god

[jb: (laughs)] y’do–

[kg:] i believe in god

[jb:] do you?

[kg:] i believe in god

malibu nights

[kg (spoken):]

yeah, but you didn’t f-ckin’ come out with this (one)–! [cuts off on “one”]

[kg starts playing]

[jb (spoken):] i got some lyrics

[sung]

malibu nights, tangerine dreams

malibu neighs, malibu dreams

malibu, makin’ a poo

stinky poo, lookin’d view

because it’s time for my breakfast

it’s time for some cheese

it’s time for the stink

time for the breeze

time for the… hah-or-eeee!

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