pretty sure ur straight - telemedicine lyrics
[intro]
(critical—) blah, blah, blah
(it’s a telemedicine summer)
[chorus]
pretty sure you’re straight, let’s pretend you’re not
desperate anyway, give me all you got
i’ll make it worth your precious while
your girl won’t even touch the dial
[verse]
f*ck being an object, i’m objective
it’s my month so be careful who you’re objecting
god knows how many virginities you’re collecting
i feel sorry for the girl with whom you’re messing
your d*ck really is nothing, more than depressing
my b*tch pose may bе nasty but at least it ain’t yours
with that face card, you ain’t opening many doors
and your mom might’vе hyped you up before
but check the calendar, it’s 2024 (grow up!)
[chorus]
pretty sure you’re straight, let’s pretend you’re not
desperate anyway, give me all you got
i’ll make it worth your precious while
your girl won’t even touch the dial
[outro]
ugh, i really gotta do this sh*t like everybody else? d*mn
let me introduce you to fake love
bottles on bottles, you’ll need some
you’ll flatline when your fake friends give you a free hug
pharma ain’t gonna give you no free stuff
just a little bit of fake happy makes you okay
you can never be too pretty sure these days
’cause all the pretty boys aren’t ever g*y
fake money leads to slacktivism
fake medicine is a (critical hit!), to division
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