a disastrous christmas - teenage disaster lyrics
[intro]
it was a silent christmas, and young teenage disaster was scheming on something, horrible…
[verse 1]
santa’s blood on my hands, when will this ever end?
oh, what a mess, the fat man is dead!
the children are frightened of me
i’ll cut, and i’ll slash ’till christmas is dead
oh, what’s this? a b*tch stands in my way (f*cking die!)
they no longer stand in my way
santa is gone! but i’ll give you a gift
it’s my gun, i’ll shoot you with my gun
i’ll shoot you with my gun
[verse 2]
and* (sorry, sorry, he kinda like snuck up on me)
and they’ll k!ll every elf, and i’ll stomp every deer
(oh f*ck, oh god, oh god, there’s like several reindeer, god they’re rеally gross up close, god, so f*ckin’* they got like еye boogers and sh*t and i shot like all of* god they’re all dead)
i’m a grinch, and i’m a sinner
and if you’re not careful, i’ll make you my dinner
go ahead and open your gift, open it
(is that a severed p*n*s? what the fu*)
wha* what? you don’t like it?
(oh my god?)
they won’t understand me, and that’s okay, and that’s alright
[outro]
but you know what i did? and what i achieved?
this christmas, i f*ckin’*
k!lled that b*tch, santa claus!
k!lled that b*tch, santa claus!
k!lled that b*tch, santa claus!
k!lled that b*tch, santa claus!
(merry christmas)
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