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me and my dick medley (live) - team starkid lyrics

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[brian h, spoken]
alright, right now we’re gonna take it all the way back to our first year as a company, 2009. this is a classic tale. a story of, a love story of a boy and a girl, and their talking p*n*ses and v*g*n*s. with music by aj holmes, carlos valdes and darren criss, please enjoy some songs from ‘me and my d*’

[joey]
i wake up in the morning
and it’s nothing new
run through my mind for hours
still i just want you
you’re all i want, you’re all i need
my love for you just grows the way you do
when i love you

i wanna hold you all night long
and cuddle ’til we’re blue
i’ll wrap you in a tight embrace
i know it seems taboo
but i have to have you with me now
i have to have you quick
i love you more than anything
my*

[joe w, spoken]
hey, joey! hey good morning. how’d you sleep last night?

[joey, spoken]
oh hey, what’s up buddy?

[joe w, spoken]
i slept really well last night *muttering on*

[joey, spoken]
good good. wow, you are really rowdy this morning. this is crazy

[joe w & joey]
i like being with you (and i like being with you)
and you like being with me (and you like being with me)

[joe w & joey]
we’re just the best of friends
as anyone can see
people say it’s quite unlikely
the two of us should stick
but i just tell them, “hey!”

[aj]
listen to your heart, joey
listen to your heart

[joey, spoken]
ohh, okay…

[aj]
comb your hair and smile
that’s a start

[joey, spoken]
alright

[aj]
wipe that schmutz right off your cheek
give her a glimpse of that fine physique, ooh!
and a splash of cologne will delight
treat the lady right, joey
treat the lady right

[joey, spoken]
do i smell?

[aj, spoken]
pretty bad

(sung)
take off your hat and always be polite
make her a mixtape with songs about love
knit her a sweater that fits like a glove, ooh!
the two of you will never be apart
joey, listen to your heart!

[joey, spoken]
alright!

[aj, spoken]
dance with me, joey!

[joey, spoken]
sure

[aj, spoken]
it’s called a box step, joey

[joey, spoken]
oh, i’m doing it this time

[aj, spoken]
joey, i love this song. broadway!

[joey, spoken]
oh, what a move, baby!

[aj, spoken]
we’re gonna hop now, joey. here we go. ahoo! over here, baby!

[joey, spoken]
ahoo! over there!

[aj, spoken]
ahoo! over here, baby!

[joey, spoken]
ahoo! over there!

[aj, spoken]
good boy, joey! bring it home, baby!

(sung)
watcha gonna do?

[joey]
i’m gonna listen to my heart

[aj]
oh, buddy! it’s my big debut!

[joey]
i’m gonna listen to my heart!

[joey & aj]
i’m/your gonna listen
listen
to my/your
heart!

[alle*faye]
hey vaness, omg would you guess
that i’m not wearing undies today

[ali, spoken]
eww

(sung)
oh, tiff, lol what’s the diff
you would still take them off anyway

[alle*faye]
ikr

[ali]
btw

[alle*faye & ali]
where are you right now?

[alle*faye]
we need to talk

[ali]
oh, i totes see you

[alle*faye & ali]
brb, ciao ciao

[alle*faye]
listen up, vanessa, sweetie
i do this ’cause i care

[ali, spoken]
i know

[alle*faye]
this is war forget your peace treaty
justice is right over there!

[ali]
i guess i could use a new guy
’cause it’s been a while
and i am still so young
why not give it a try?
at the very least it could be kinda fun

[alle*faye]
hey now, vanessa
that’s the girl i know and love

[ali]
i’ve been so boring
boy, i’m glad i had a little shove

[alle*faye & ali]
tick tock while the iron’s hot
there’s no time to take it slow
we’re finally ready
so ready to*

[all]
go! ooh*ooh, ooh*ooh
i’m ready to go! ooh*ooh, ooh*ooh
i’m ready to go! ooh*ooh, ooh*ooh
i’m ready to go! ooh*ooh, ooh*ooh, ooh*ooh
ooh*ooh, ooh*ooh

we’re finally ready
and the time is right for us to light a spark
we’re keeping it steady
with our eyes on the prize
to get us through the dark

i know there’s so much more
to what i think i see
i feel a change and the strange thing is
it’s part of me
my hormones are freakin’ out
and i think i’m gonna blow

[ensemble]
we’re locked and loaded (oh so devoted)
low and demoted (totes, just toted)

[all]
we’re finally ready
so ready to go!

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