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dirty bird (a thanksgiving song) - team internet lyrics

[verse 1: j cyrus]
i was at my girl’s (girl’s)
dinner with her family
her mom, her dad and granny
wore [?] my sweater
then she [?} (some broccoli)
d*mn, that sh*t was tacky
didn’t match my khakis
granny’s kinda racist
man, she talks (racist)
then it was time to set the table (table)
bring out the mashed potatoes (wow)
to check in the [?]
i had to grab a napkin
to cover my reaction
s*xiest bird i ever saw
[verse 2: danny gonzalez]
d*mn, that’s crazy
i was just chilling with my new girl stacy
we was both chowing on the meal that she made me
then i caught eyes on the turkey and gravy
skrt!
that sh*ts absurd
tryna fix my hair like i’m bout to flirt
gotta get stacy to leave for s*x
so i can get some alone time with the bird
like ooh!
it’s so d*mn s*xy
i know it ain’t human but the bird just gets me
my girl tryna cut herself some piece of breast meat
slap her hand back
like girl don’t test me
broke up with her just to make her leave (danny!)
wipe my forehead with my sleeve
then i heat up the gravy
time to baste the meat
now we got the turkey up in my sheets like

[chorus]
dirty
baby you’re a special kinda birdie
got me feeling hot and so i’m worthy
i want more than a recommended serving
of that bird
d*i*r*t*y
dirty with a bird till the day i die
i said
b*i*r*d*i*e
i know you tryna fly but you fly to me
d*i*r*t*y
dirty with a bird till the day i die
i said
b*i*r*d*i*e
i know you tryna fly but you fly to me

[verse 3: brendon mcnerney]
i gotta [?] this story
no girlfriend so you know i’m h*rny
ooh!
but i was hungry too
alone in a room with a plate full of food
like cl!ck!
so i lock the door
mom’s upstairs on the second floor
i know she come down
sorta changed my sheets
so i had to go ham on this turkey feast
just then!
i got a different plan
i suck my d*ck [?]
like woop!
sh*t, it feels so wrong
to f*ck my food and then sing this song
i mean maybe
that sh*t was crazy
rocking back and forth like a [?] gravy
just then!
my mom walked in
with a plate full of seconds with my half brother tim
[pre*chorus, talking]
brendon, did you have s*x with the turkey?
well, yeah i mean that’s what we’re talking about right?
no, neither of us had s*x with a turkey
okay, but j, you called the turkey s*xy and danny you “took it to the sheets”
well, yeah i ate the turkey in bed
oh, my bad

d*i*r*t*y
dirty with a bird till the day i die
i said
b*i*r*d*i*e
i know you tryna fly but you fly to me

[outro]
d*mn, brendon had s*x with a bird (why would you admit that?)
that’s the grossest sh*t i ever heard (it’s just food) (and your mom was home)
brendon had s*x with a bird
that was a turkey
(overlapping eachother)
my bad

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