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a spicy encounter! - team clutch lyrics

[intro dialogue: jeffrey and william]
[jeffrey]
if i could be honest with you, william, i’ve had eyes on you longer than i’d like to admit…
it’s just like… you’re the full package!

[william]
stop!

[jeffrey]
no, no really! in all honesty… i was confused as to how you’ve been single this long…

[william]
well…

[jeffrey]
i’m rambling…

[william]
it’s okay…

[jeffrey]
err, but i would really like to know your story, you mind sharing it?

[william]
well… i… i.. i don’t mind…
[jeffrey]
i am all ears!

[william]
well…..

[verse 1: william]
look, this is what happened
i met with a guy who’s attracted to dragons
he’s really unsightly and kind of fat one
but i didn’t care because i could look past it
he’s in band, the group is called anergy
led by a guy i’d swear off as my enemy
getting off track, ‘cause where do my manners be?
oh, i mean “are”…

[narrator:]
he starts to sweat anxiously…

[jeffrey]
oh, w*lly! you should relax
try to ease up, here’s a daiquiri daq!

[william]
ooh, spicy! thank for you that
[narrator]
william looked calm and continued to chat
things were going nice
until will’s wife snuck in a smack!
(slap)

[william]
…not spicy…

[william’s wife]
you’d said you’d be stuck at the office today
if you running games, will, i don’t want to play
this man sitting here is so obviously g*y
be careful and pick the next words you gon’ say

[william]
uhhh…

[william’s wife]
wait, shut up
don’t say a word!
f*ck your excuses that sh*t’s for the birds
who is this malnourished, pale lookin’ nerd?

[jeffrey]
my name is jeff…
[william’s wife]
shut up, you cur!

[william]
wait… i can explain…

[william’s wife]
explain to me what?

[william]
b*tch, stay in your lane!
demote you to side chick, he is my main!

[jeffrey]
what’s going on? you folks are insane!

[william]
look at my grin…
(t**th glimmer)
hmm… hey…

[william’s wife]
oh, will, you’re turning g*y?

[william]
uhh… hmmm… how do i say?
you just were a cover i used in a play

[outro: narrator]
after that, william’s wife stormed off in tears as she watched her (???) that literal sh*t*eating grin across his face
unfazed, he looks at jeff, with hands clasped over his mouth in disbelief
breaking the silence, william turns his gaze on to jeff raising an eyebrow in an attempt to come off as a s*xual *n*l lord
instant hypnosis! jeff couldn’t help but to fall into blissful l*st while staring into william’s marshy green eyes

[william]
hey, uhhh…. you wanna get out of here?

[jeffrey]
mmmhmh!!!

[william]
i’ll take that as a yes!

- team clutch lyrics

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