a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 #

bar wars (revenge of the sus) - tdmuc lyrics

[intro]
alex made a banger

[verse 1: asher deverna]
long line ago in a galaxy far back (title screen)
chillin’ in the desert terrorizing like it’s sarlacc
we walked like an ewok in the treetops (fuzzy)
dark vader heavy breathing sound every time he talks
sippin’ on my boba no tea, all fake (jetpack)
got the high ground, baby, so you know i won’t fray (not scary unh)
yeah i always feed my girl, and you know my bb8 (eat em up unh)
chillin’ in the cantina, pour some bread up on my plate
the prequels got a little bit political
you know that i’m a critical
i grew up on these movies, yeah, they’re intergel
smuggler, a hustler, i’m lando calrissian
the new movies suck and the plot is looking pretty thin (j. j. abrams sucks!)
who’s the best bounty hunter? lemme show you
drippin’ head to toe in bescar, baby grogu (baby yoda)
i blow an entire planet, i won’t bother
and i’m going after luke, saying “i am your father!”
[verse 2: owen parrott]
my hopes are solemn, my dreams are bipolar
my wife can’t control her, the sith are good, i’m sure i’m sober
obi wan misconstrued, the jedi are evil
my kids were born, my wife just died
i lost my leg, i’m boutta cry
but i can’t, cause i was burned alive!

[verse 3: alex l]
hop in a sp*ceship, yeah i took a redeye
when i hop on the track, it’s the return of the jedi (woo!)
my wrist is freezy * it’s lookin’ like carbonite (yeah yeah)
we in the cantina, yeah you know you gettin’ bars tonight (ay)
you getting brushed off to the side like ahsoka (yuh)
cause you getting ahead of yourself like boba (ay ay)
i’m all rough on her skin, man it feels like sand (co*rs*)
she looks in my eyes, this is where the fun begins (yuh)
let’s hop in my podrace
on the beat, i’m on pace yeah
i just won a hundred dollars
you an imposter, queen amidala (sussy)
i said i wanted a verse, the negotiations were short
all you rappers sound the same, yeah i call that clone wars (yeah)
all your songs misses, they written by stormtroopers (lil sas)
hop in a shuttle, yeah, they the newborn ubers (whoa)
ideas original, you getting yours from pinterest (pinterest)
the ogs said they watchin’ my career with great interest ay

- tdmuc lyrics

Random Song Lyrics :

Popular