teacher diss pt. 2 - tbd- unknown lyrics
[intro]
“skibidi rizz!”
come on not this again…
part 2
let’s go
[chorus]
he’s a million years old
can’t be controlled
he likes them younger
does he have a brain i wonder
[verse 1]
sits at his desk
looks like a mess
he’s giving blobfish
kinda sn0bbish
think he’s half blind
out of his mind
his hair line reclined
it’s so undefined
he’s hearing so bad
make’s me so mad
there’s so many more things that i must add
strawberries go flying
there is no lying
he’s not even trying
all the girls he is eying
probably spying
to all of thesе things there is no denying
his prеsence i try to ignore
i am this close to going out the door
made me different than who i was before
he looks like monster
red like a lobster
belt pulled so tight
probably can’t write
head reflects light
he’s so old and white
[chorus]
he’s a million years old
can’t be controlled
he likes them younger
does he have a brain i wonder
[verse 2]
a teacher we will all remember
because we all thought he was a s*x offender
sliding up against the chairs
it was a real big scare
bro looked like a cartoon
he creeped like a dang goon
claimed he retired
we all know he was fired
screaming a storm
to the point we can’t confirm
pulling girls out the room
to meet their doom
talking about climbing a hill
should set up his will
he was so scrawny
looked like a zombie
kind of a racist
we thought he was a rapist
[chorus]
he’s a million years old
can’t be controlled
he likes them younger
does he have a brain i wonder
[verse 3]
there’s no way he retired
we got him fired
so fed up and tired
scrubbing the desks
what he do next
fails to impress
never gave us a chance
to advance
he’d press the black b*tton
sent down a dozen
he has no sk!lls
never cleans the water he spills
can’t hear a thing
think’s he’s the king
up his anger we will bring
slipped on a chair
losing more hair
don’t even care
told us to be quiet
the class is starts a riot
volume at its highest
he’s not the brightest
[chorus]
he’s a million years old
can’t be controlled
he likes them younger
does he have a brain i wonder
[verse 4]
all the time he be creepin’
he watchin’ while we sleepin’
he got a big belly
he kinda smelly
makes no sense
has no defense
his stare so intense
looking at his computer
personal sp*ce intruder
he is a loser
a gaming accuser
cheat on his tests
out for arrest
should go to jail
as slow as a snail
he teaching is weak
can barely speak
has no technique
his bone differently creek
has no physique
[chorus]
he’s a million years old
can’t be controlled
he likes them younger
does he have a brain i wonder
[verse 5]
he should have quit
you have to admit
he is a lair
should be on fire
a restrain we should require
he was so boring
had us all snoring
if there was a sub we would be scoring
blamed it on us
always had a fuss
telling to not cuss
he was so sus
his behavior we have to discuss
the class we would fear
never go near
always steer clear
would randomly appear
call you his dear
had him for a year
drank to much beer
his directions were too unclear
when he left we would all cheer
didn’t like the queer
ended his career
[outro]
be looking out for part three
but for now we must flee
we’ll be back, it’s guaranteed
hope you enjoyed this tea
and we out!
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