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tales around the campfire pt. 3 - tarkin smoothcrest lyrics

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[intro]
gather ’round the campfire, friends
i’ve got a tale where laughter never ends
it’s about bog, our half*orc mate
whose dragon*slaying dreams met a twist of fate

[verse 1]
up the icy mountain, we set our sights
phandalin’s in peril, from dragon’s flights
most of us took the beaten path
but bog, ever stubborn, chose a different math

[chorus]
oh, bog, bog the dragon slayer (almost)
with a dragon*slaying sword, he came so close
pinned the dragon down with nets and might
but fate had a twist, oh what a sight!

[chorus]
oh, bog, bog the dragon slayer (almost)
with a dragon*slaying sword, he came so close
pinned the dragon down with nets and might
but fate had a twist, oh what a sight!

[verse 2]
he climbed that mountain, all alone
reached the dragon, who slept like a stone
with nets, rods, and muscles tight
bog had that dragon in a bind so right
[chorus]
oh, bog, bog the dragon slayer (almost)
with a dragon*slaying sword, he came so close
pinned the dragon down with nets and might
but fate had a twist, oh what a sight!

[verse 3]
as we sneaked past guards and scaled the rocks
bog began his assault, the dragon in a box
faramir arrived with a final blow
but bog’s glory needed another show

[bridge]
the dragon was healed, just for a while
so bog could reclaim his moment with style
but billie jeans, with a plan so bold
said, “no desecration, into the bag it’ll fold!”

[chorus]
oh, bog, bog the dragon slayer (almost)
with a dragon*slaying sword, he came so close
pinned the dragon down with nets and might
but fate had a twist, oh what a sight!

[verse 4]
a chase ensued, through icy halls
billie locked a door, amidst bog’s calls
finally, a truce, dragon parts split
but bog decided he’d had enough of it
[outro]
so here’s to bog, our stubborn friend
whose dragon*slaying dreams met a strange end
he took his leave, with a dragon’s part
but he’ll always be a hero, deep in our hearts

[chorus]
oh, bog, bog the dragon slayer (almost)
with a dragon*slaying sword, he came so close
pinned the dragon down with nets and might
but fate had a twist, oh what a sight!

yes, bog the half orc dragon slayer (almost)
a tale of dreams and twists that we love the most
by the campfire light we sing his song
for in our hearts he still belongs

- tarkin smoothcrest lyrics

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