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new cast rap - tanner gillman lyrics

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new cast rap lyrics
yo, it’s the new cast of studio c!
roll call!

[dalton]
what’s up, my name is dalton
you can call me big d
you can catch me with my lady and a plate of sushi
i love animated movies and breaking out in dance
teach you all about history in my velvet track pants

[jetta]
the name’s j. juriansz, they call me jettah’ mo’ bettah
and i make a tonna cheddah in my christamus sweater
i’m an actress with the focus of a cat
if you wake me after midnight imma hit you with a bat

[tanner]
yo my name is tanner g., got the big hair to prove it
got fettuccine limbs and i know how to move it
if you call me steve harrington i’ll punch you in the neck
also, i don’t think mountains exist

[tori, spoken]
wait, did hе just say that*
tanner, do you really not think mountains exist?
[ike]
yo it’s ikе flitcraft, i’m the brains of the batch
lookin’ like a combination of my mom and milo thatch
i hot tub every evening with a smoothie and my dog
then i rescue kids from fires after going for a jog

[tanner, spoken]
there wouldn’t be so many fires if the government wasn’t hiding the truth from us

[jetta, spoken]
tanner, what are you talking about?

[ike, spoken]
mountains are real, tanner

[tanner, spoken]
think about it!
they’re just dinosaurs who laid down for too long

[tori]
let me tell you a story
a story of tori
i got tinker bell hair and i cried in finding dory
every disney princess is my ideal wedding planner
and you’re gonna end up slanted when i brandish my katanas
[austin]
yo i’m austin williams
this is my rhyme
tanner is right, mountains don’t exist

[dalton, spoken]
what

[austin]
when i was just 5 father put me on his knee and he said:

[austin, spoken]
“austin, don’t believe what the people tell you. don’t believe them
mountains are just holographic projections
they’re made by the man! by the government, austin, the government!”

[tanner, spoken]
you see, finally, someone with logic!

[jetta, spoken]
guys, we’re just trying to do a little quirky, fun rap intro

[ike, spoken]
yeah, this was supposed to be fun

[austin, spoken]
you guys aren’t listening!
[tanner, spoken]
you see what happens when you listen to the corporations?

[austin, spoken]
you’re probably the ones who made us believe the earth was round

[dalton, spoken]
actually, people believed that even before colombus*

[tanner, spoken]
australia is a myth created by verizon wireless

[tori, spoken]
hurry, switch it*
switch it to a new introduction
go to someone else, please

[jessica]
my name is j. drolet
these children are right
america has lied to you!

[ike, spoken]
help, i just want to get out of the music video, please

[jessica]
it’s not the government that lied to you about the mountains
when i was just a girl, the sky men came down

[tanner and austin]
how do we destroy the mountains sky lady?

[jessica]
and they hypnotized us into building them monuments

[tanner and austin]
how do we destroy the mountains j. drolet?

[jessica]
take my hand and we will fly into the great beyond!

[garet]
hi it’s me garet
i don’t carrot ’bout you
but i carrot ’bout carrots
’cause they carrot ’bout me too
i only wrote a rhyme about carrots

[garet, spoken]
i* i didn’t know this was due today

- tanner gillman lyrics

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