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who would've guessed? - tadwadmct lyrics

[intro: tadwadmct]
(no, tad)
i look at the roster and see
brad, googs, and the geg

[verse 1: tadwadmct]
i said to myself that this is going to be
quite the year for my football team
i don’t even really know how to coach
but the coach told me to coach (the kids)
i took a bite of my salmon plate (all my awards)
and got ready to say, “hey, get over here!
“it’s time to play some football!”
they all came running and we got to playing (on my sandwich)
i went into the little shop
to get even more little shop
after that, i went back to my cliffside mansion (all my awards)
in the mansion, i’ve got a dancer dancin’
his name is greg and he loves to eat eggs
that is how he maintains his legs (cholesterol)
i put some oil in the pan
but i didn’t know it was gasoline (ahh)
[verse 2: 21 average]
ayo, it’s 21 average here
and i live in a mansion by the sea
i’m singin’ a* e* songs every single day
i got really big in a field that has some hay
i went to the store and stole some cabbage
i’m a savage but they call me 21 average
the cabbage tasted really bad
then i went to the ups and stole a package
when i opened it up it was full of cabbage
i don’t know why but i hate the cabbage
and i have a big boot and it’s also made of cabbage
i don’t know why but everything’s cabbage
i’m walkin’ in the woods with a cabbage
and i come upon a massive rabbage
i started to run away from the rabbage
and defended myself with some cabbage

[verse 3: gregstanley735]
greg, greg, greg, greg
tadwad force*fed me an egg
yeah, that guy just needs to die
bread is at its best when it’s rye
that kid only gave me eight lines (what a d*ck)
so i’ll be quick to say that he’s a real bad guy (that’s facts)
this beat is kind of trash honestly
alright, back to him i suppose
[outro: tadwadmct]
the gasoline burnt down my mansion
and i have to go back to my rinky*d*nk apartment
now that i’m here, i’m kind of sad
i miss my diamonds, gold, and platinum bear

- tadwadmct lyrics

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